What?

"You what?" You yell, showering yourself with beer as your ham like hand crushes the can you are holding.

"It's just that my ex is going to be there and I kind of told everyone I'd be bringing my super hot new girlfriend just to rub it in her face and if I show up on my own she'll be a total bitch about it and I was going to just not go but I'd feel like shit if I miss Marie's wedding, you know she's more like a sister to me than a cousin and then this whole genie thing happened and I figured it couldn't hurt to ask?"

Steve trails of red faced and breathless after babbling his explanation.

"Oh" you say settling your muscular bulk back onto you seat. You hadn't even noticed standing up. No wonder Steve looked so nervous.

"Now don't just say no right off." He said sounding more confident without you body builder's frame looming over him. "I know it's a lot to ask but believe me i will owe you big time."

"I..." you hesitate on the verge of telling your friend to try asking an actual girl. That would be the smart move. The only move except....