What now?!

Outside, after pushing through the gibbering crowd and new-cameras, with dozen of flashes going off in her face. Lauren was outside speaking to her lawyer.

"What the hell was that!" Lauren shrieked. "YOU told me to wear the dress, YOU said to say it was a body shaming protest!"

"Right, sorry." Nancy said sheepishly. "I guess I didn't consider the possibility of the judge being a pissed off conservative guy."

"But... what the hell happens now?!" Lauren cried, waving her hands wildly.

"Now? I guess you've got to win 'The Biggest Loser'." Nancy shrugged calmly. "Look at it this way: at least you've got a chance to avoid jail time or any serious punishments."