What's an Anime? [ignoremepleaseand] (, enf/wam, potentially scat))

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is written by me, who has very little experience with most of the franchises displayed here. I don't mean to offend anyone with anything I write about anime or the like, as I think it's perfectly fine to like whatever franchises you like.

Hello, my name is John, and I am the world's biggest pervert. Now, I know what you may be thinking; "Oh, surely you can't be that bad" or "What? I thought I was for sure!" but trust me I have proof. That proof came in the form of a certain series of letters I recieved from the Old Gods. 18 pink slips of paper for now, but I'm expecting more very soon.

This is the story of how I made my harem.