Well, obviously...

Well obviously as a teenage boy the first thing that sprang to mind was to rewrite reality to give himself a bigger penis. Duh.

He'd already made the local Neo Nazi's have micro penises after all.

So he had to give himself a big penis now. If he was just average he'd be considered a Neo Nazi. He had to have a big penis, really, it was reputational self preservation. Really. Obviously.

Right?

Soooo.... wait... what about everyone else in Brockton Bay? The other white guys in Brockton might not all have above average dicks. So did he just screw over the other white guys in Brockton? He didnt want to have some hard working white guy with a small dick called a nazi by his girlfriend.

Old Rule: Non racist White guys in Brockton bay usually grow a penis that is six inches long or longer.

Okay. That should fix things for other guys, now what about him? Did this need an old rule? No. No, it did not. After all nobody had seen him naked. Now how big? Bigger than what he had written for other white guys. But what was too big? All he had as reference was porn, so....

New Rule: My penis has finally finished growing to a thick ten inches long.

Theo squeaked as his penis suddenly began growing. The experience was weird. It wasnt painful. At most it just felt... warm? And slightly uncomfortable. He wasnt really situated for this to happen. His growing dick was being squashed by the way he sat and the pants he was wearing. Shifting himself around as best he could Theo next considered what he should do.

What needed to be fixed in his life?

Living with his dad. He could fix that. He could live with Kayden, he had no problem taking care of his baby sister Aster when his step mom was working late. It would help Kayden out.

Oh. Now that was an idea. He could help Kayden. So... the biggest thing she was trying to do right now was rebrand from being part of the E88. She was trying to be a better person. One who wasnt racist. Even if it was just 'country club racism' or whatever his dad had called it.

Okay. He could do that.

Old Rule: Kayden Russell is not and has never been racist.

That... wow.... okay, that made the marriage to his dad all the weirder. Even with not being racist Kayden stayed with his dad for far too long. Some kind of weird Christian head trip about marriage being sacred and good people fought for their marriage and didnt get divorced. But on the other hand the E88 never had a cape named Purity as Kayden refused to use her powers for Neo Nazis. Mainly she just used her powers to target the **** out Archer's Bridge Merchants gang as an unnamed parahuman who locals nicknamed Glowbug what with her light powers being what they were.

Theo shrugged. Glowbug was a step up from Purity. At least to him. And Kayden seemed happier, less troubled over her past being a racist. So that was a win-win.

While he was at it what else could he do to help his stepmother? What else did Kayden worry about?

Old Rule: Kayden Russell's body is in the best health and shape its ever been in as post pregnancy Kayden has committed to being in good health.

There. That took care of Kayden conplaining about the weight she put on during pregnancy.

Now, what else could he fix?