A wonderful awful idea

Theo stopped what he was doing as an idea occured. It was a terrible idea. A horrible idea. An awful idea. But it came to him as he ruminated on what he had done to embarrass his father. This idea was just taking the idea a few steps further.

If his idea worked he would do more to fight crime in Brockton Bay than any police officer or PRT superhero. He could solved ****, prostitution, protection shake downs, gambling, ****...

He could do so much good with this stupid idea.

The guy he was going to target was the other gang leader in Brockton Bay. Like Theo's dad he made a big deal out of being a tough guy, too.

Lung, the leader of the ABB, the Asian Bad Boyz, with the power to turn into a giant dragon. The man who fought an Endbringer to a standstill. Who fought off the Empire on his own. Who fought every PRT superhero at the sametime and won. The man was a monster.

Theo had an idea on what to do about Lung. And maybe his henchman Oni Lee with the power of being in two places at once with duplicating via teleportation. Maybe even his gang of thugs the 'bad boyz'.

And as an added bonus if he worded it right... Theo could even tweak his father's ego again.

Picking up his pencil Theo got to work on his phrasing

OLD RULE: The ABB is not a criminal gang. It is a legitimate business. The men in the ABB are law abiding men.

OLD RULE: When Lung came to Brockton Bay he formed the ABB to do one thing and one thing only. The Asian Bad Boyz produce porn where well hung Asian men fuck white women. Or women of any color.

OLD RULE: Every Asian man in the ABB has a penis longer than nine inches.

OLD RULE: Lung uses his power to grow his cock to truly enormous sizes for specialized porn.

OLD RULE: Oni Lee uses his duplicates to film one man gang bangs.

OLD RULE: Everyone knows Asians have bigger cocks than white men.

OLD RULE: Everyone knows Asian men are better lovers then white men.

OLD RULE: Being a legitimate business man, porn star and head of a porn studio has made Lung a multi millionaire and every member of the ABB is well off.

And just for good measure...

OLD RULE: Every man in the Empire 88 or sympathetic to the Empire has a penis under four inches long.

Theo took a second. Just waited. Hoping to see what would happen with him changing the past with all these Old Rules

It happened quite suddenly.

He had two memories now. He had his old memories. The ABB gang memories. ****, ****, crime. And now he had ABB porn studio memories. Sex, movies, money. Pioneering the very profitable cape porn business.

"Holy hell." Theo shook his head.

Talk about a big change. Brockton Bay wasn't two steps away from being a circle of hell. The business situation wasnt fantastic but it wasnt failing. Heck, the illegal casino the ABB used to run was now one of several legal Casinos that were part of the revamped Docks revival project. Spearheaded by Lung, the legitimate business man.

Porn was saving Brockton Bay.

It certianly prettied the place up. There seemed to be a whole lot more pretty women in the Bay according to his memories. Asian women, black women, hispanic women, white women... pretty women of every color.

"Good God damn." Theo shook his head.

He laughed harder as his new memories included his Father's failed attempt to measure up. The Empire rule made it almost impossible for any Empire man to measure up to the ABB. The Empire's one attempt to fight the ABB cape to cape had ended with Lung filming the fight and pantsing the Empire's men, showing off their short comings. His Father's three inch dick had been splashed across the internet and there was no getting it down. The Empire backed away from picking fights with the ABB after that.

"That's... that's perfect." Theo laughed.

"What should I write next?" He asked himself.