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Bracket A Fight 1 The Witch Beatrice vs The amber assassin Mari

Perhaps learning her lesson from last round, Beatrice opted for a more conservative approach this time and did not make use of her massive Black Destruction Beam. The assassin Mari had a tough time penetrating Beatrice's impenetrable barrier and dodging her fire arrows. Worse, he even got imprisoned in an alternate dimension for a while! However, none of these tricks worked to keep Mari down and as the fight progressed the witch lost more and more Mana until she was finally not even able to keep her magic barrier up. Mari seized this opportunity and after her trump card, the summoning of a devil, failed, Beatrice was devastated. Mari then proceeded to psychologically torment the proud witch into surrender! That is three for three slaves for our vicious little assassin! Keep up the good work!

Bracket A Fight 2 Sexy Knight Sanakia vs. Treasure hunter Feena

Perhaps the most uneven match up in Round 3! The accomplished Treasure Hunter Feena was the favorite by far. In a jack of all trade manner, Feena was a resoundingly well rounded fighter. Meanwhile Sanakia's strongest quality seemed to be her enthusiasm. And yet, in these matches you just never know how things go. In the opening frenzy Feena made the catastrophic blunder of tangling herself up in her own whip! This allowed the rookie squire to kill the treasure hunters mere minutes into the battle! Whoever bet on this plucky underdogs victory no doubt made a fortune. Lucky you!

Bracket B Fight 1 Vampire Hunter E vs Poison Ivy

Up until now our Vampire Hunter managed to win his first two fights with relative ease. Poison Ivy was a bigger hurdle however, as a seemingly endless array of vines assaulted the hunter. The Vampire Hunter responded by cutting them down one after the other. Even so for a decent chunk of the fight it looked like E would be overwhelmed.(And we might get treated to some very erotic vine action!) Unfortunately though, Ivy could no longer rely on the water advantage from her prior fights and her vines ultimately dried up. E’s amazing perseverance did pay off and he demonstrated that he can not only hunt vampires, he is also a very good gardener! Victory for the Vampire Hunter, after he cut Ivy down to size!

Bracket B Fight 2 Crimson Vampire Elisabeth vs vacant

Unfortunately, due to the prior fight ending in a draw, Elisabeth advanced to the next round uncontested. We humbly apologize for that. Unfortunately, due to various circumstances, the tournament does not offer refunds for tickets. Umm...something even more embarrassing about me? Ugh....I have a penguin birthmark on an embarrassing place.

Bracket C Fight 1 Estelle Bright vs. Genius Inventor Allison

A match up that couldn't be more uneven! Estelle's weapon of choice is a very large stick! Allison meanwhile decided to bring out her giant robot David Mk. II that is capable of destroying entire countries! (citation needed) Unfortunately for Allison, Estelle already had experience when it came to dealing with giant robots. And while Estelle’s attacks didn't do much damage, the sheer frequency of them eventually managed to crack the robots cockpit, forcing Allison to evacuate. While the inventor did attempt to fight on foot with her trusty Bazooka for a bit, Estelle quickly subdued her and proceeded to give Allison a spanking until the inventor surrendered. However, we regret to inform our viewers that Estelle did in fact release Allison right away. That certainly could have ended more badly for her.

Bracket C Fight 2 Devil Vanessa vs Snake-charmer Hebi-san

As was probably to be expected from these two perverted contestants, the match devolved into a fuckfest pretty much from the beginning. For the first half of the fight both seemed evenly matched. Vanessa proving immune against Hebi-san's hypnosis powers while Hebi-san was unwilling to orgasm when subjected to Vanessa’s tribbing technique. However, as the fight progresses Hebi-san was slowly gaining the upper hand, her hypnosis seemingly started to work. Still, even that turned out to be a ploy as crafty Vanessa's aim was to get both of them disqualified. In a surprising brutal turn of events Hebi-san killed Vanessa at the 29 minute mark via rectally inserted Snake. Do not underestimate this Galmon.

Bracket D Fight 1 Speed Sylphid vs Ojou-samas servant

Ojou-sama was absent from today's box of honor and so no betting took place. This unfortunately spelled the end of Ojou-samas servant’s victory streak. It took Sylphid not even ten seconds to subdue the hapless maid. Since there was plenty of time left, Sylphid opted for a milder form of **** this time and simply started to tickle her opponent. That proved to be frighteningly effective. While the servant initially held out valiantly, Sylphid soon discovered her weakpoint.(The belly button) The servant surrendered five minutes later. That makes three for three for this contestant as well! Watch out, Mari!

Bracket D Fight 2 Beryl of the curse vs Balance Breaker Lucky

Another very highly anticipated match up! The moment Beryl and Lucky arrived at the arena the tension was palpable. The two fighters didn't do much except standing motionless across each other for the majority of the match. Finally, Beryl produced a pencil and brutally killed herself with it, ceding Lucky the victory. Naturally, we interviewed Beryl after the fight who claimed that an intense fight took place inside their minds and the most likely outcome would have been a draw. However, as this would have been dreadfully boring. Beryl gave Lucky the win. As the rules of the tournament dictate, that means Beryl will become Lucky's ****. And we have to ask, has Lucky truly won?

Bracket E Fight 1 The golden Knight Silvester spartano d'artagan vs. Slime-Girl Slimey

After Sexy-Knights amazing display, many where wondering if the other huge underdog would follow suit. But no folks, the goddess of victory only grants one miracle per day. While it is certainly true that lance thrusts do not have any effect on a slime girl, the golden knight did not bother to bring his lance for this fight. Instead, he graced us with a glimpse of his miracle magic. A single holy smite was enough to obliterate the impudent Slime-Girl. What a glorious hero! He can smite me anytime.

Bracket E Fight 2 The Champion Minerva vs. Dragon Girl Fanfan

It is a very rare occasion when we can call a Dragon the cuter fighter, but that was no doubt the case here. The champion however quickly demonstrated that cuteness is not always justice as she savagely hacked at the dragon. Fanfan's scales may have protected the Dragongirl so far, but Minerva's blows where so fierce that even they where not enough. Fanfan seemed to have issues with an opponent who can actually hurt her and surrendered under tears. It is expected that the Dragongirl will fetch a high price on the **** market. This is why Minerva is called the champion! Will she win this years tournament again?

Bracket F Fight 1 The strongest Galmon Valkyrie vs. Dragonkick Gecko

This unfortunately couldn't even be considered a fight. One punch was all it took for Valkyrie to obliterate Gecko. As a matter of fact, the fight ended 1.2 seconds after it started. This is a new best for this years tournament. It also earned this fight the number 8 spot on the fastest tournament fights ranking. The strongest Galmon is no doubt one of the top contenders for this years crown. Who can stop her?

Bracket F Fight 2 Captain Vanilla vs Amazing Nudist Julia

The Captain is just not receiving a break! Continuing her streak of encountering pervert after pervert, this time she was paired with Amazing Nudist Julia who turned the Captain into a blushing and stammering wreck. Julia quickly realized that Vanilla's weak point was gentle petting and soft kisses and abused that fact mercilessly. After 15 minutes of gentle femdom Vanilla suffered a heat stroke and died. We decided to rule this as a suicide, because that is funnier.

Bracket G Fight 1 Tankgirl vs Heidi, Lady of the Mountain(with Baby Dragon)

This fight violates at least five tournament rules, but since both contestants violated the same amount of rules we decided to let it slide. As for the outcome? Look, I don't know how many times we have to say it. Tankgirl has a frigging tank. Dragon or no dragon, Heidi stood no chance.

Bracket G Fight 2 Black Cuckoo vs Lesbian Queen Marel

A very close match up. Marel pressed her opponent early and tried to get her into a submission hold. While Black Cuckoo managed to avoid all of Marel's attacks, she was unable to land a killing blow herself. Both combatants where evenly matched for the majority of the fight. That was until the last five minutes of the match, when Marel's stamina finally dropped low enough for the assassin to take advantage of. Still, the Queen was prideful enough that a surrender would have been quite unlikely. Black Cuckoo was no doubt aware of that and so she swiftly killed Marel and advances to the Bracket finals.

Bracket H Fight 1 Necromancer Maria vs Asmodeus

It goes without saying that Maria had her work cut out for her. While the Devil Asmodeus yet had to be tested in this tournament, there was no question about the lust devils enormous power. Right away Maria started necromancing, but in a shocking twist of events Asmodeus turned her zombies against her master! Maria was **** by her own hordes and gangbanged to ****! Very horrific, yet oddly erotic. Incidentally, Maria happens to work as a Maid for the **** Tournament Association Rasheul! May she have more luck in her day job!

Bracket H Fight 2 Dark Lord Ithere vs Hero Arios Theoman

The last fight of the day would be without a doubt the most anticipated match up so far. Wielding the legendary blade Escude, the dashing Hero Arios Theoman is one of only a handful of humans capable of harming a Dark Lord. Arios started the fight with a powerful battle cry as he jumped at his foe. However, the Dark Lord avoided that attack with ease, by using shadow teleportation, chuckling ominously all the while. The fight didn't proceed any better for the hero, as the Dark Lord apparently was merely toying with him. However, Arios did start to get more powerful in the second half as he channeled the power of friendship. Unfortunately, it was still not enough. Ithere managed to avoid Arios special move “Great Aether of Light” and decapitated the hero. While defeated, Arios remained confident and pointed out that this was merely the second arc of his journey and that he will ultimately win out thanks to his protagonist powers.