Waking up wasted

I find myself waking up in a bed that's not mine. At least I'm in a bed, and not wasted in someone else's lawn or something. Another plus is that Shar is here with me, still sleeping and totally naked. I might not remember much from last night, but considering we're both completely nude, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what had happened. We'd spent the night out and ended up having sex in what looks like a hippy's paradise if the room is anything to go by.

The clock reads 12:09 AM, so I guess we've missed a class or two. That or it's the weekend. Is it the weekend? What's the date? Guess I ought to find my phone. I look around the room. I'm unable to find my clothes, which is admittedly cause for concern. Did Shar have me do something crazy like run around the block naked? Would I really do that? Guess there's only one person who can answer that question, and that's Shar. I shake her so she blinks at me before sitting up and groaning "Morning Andrew."

"You uh... You remember what happened?" I ask.

Shar smiles at me. "You got really high last night."

"Yeah... It feels like it."

A playful giggle leaves Shar's mouth. "At least you had a good time."

"Did I?"

"Guess we'll have to ask Carl."

"Carl?"

"Oh my God..." Shar giggles. "You're really that fucked up, aren't you?"

I scratch the back of my head. "I guess I am."

"Well, we better get moving. I don't know how late it is."

"12-ish."

"Could be worse, I guess."

"I guess. I better go find our clothes."

"Alright. I'll go take a shower."

We go our separate ways, with me stumbling down the hallway to the living room, where I find our clothes scattered on the floor. This 'Carl' is nowhere to be found, but he did leave a note that said:

'I'll be out all day. Use whatever you need in the kitchen and bathroom.

-Carl'

Well I guess that answers that. I decide to put some pants on before heading to the kitchen to see what I had to work with. Opening the fridge, I see that what I had to work with was very little. With a sigh, I pull out my phone and head toward the bathroom. To my relief, I found out it was a Saturday, so I hadn't missed any classes or gotten into any trouble. Not yet anyway. When I knock on the door, Shar says "Almost done."

"I'm gonna order some food in. What do you want?" I ask.

"Uhh... Is Carl there?"

"No. He left a note saying he'd be out all day."

"Okay. Well... I'll have a cappuccino and a bacon and egg bagel."

"Alright."

I make the order and then wait for Shar to finish. When she comes out of the shower, she says "All yours Andrew."

"Thanks."

Inside the bathroom, I wonder why I even bothered to put on the pants I'm now removing. Once I'm in the shower, I begin to wash myself with soaps and shampoos that smell so strong you'd swear I was trying to cover up the fact I'd been smoking weed all day. Guess that's not far from the truth. After drying off, I head back to the living room, finding Shar sitting on the couch and now fully clothed.

"The food should be here anytime now." I say as I grab my shirt.

"Good. Can't come soon enough."

I take a seat next to Shar before saying "So any plans for this weekend?"

Shar puts her finger on my chest. "Did Carl say when he was coming back?"

I smile back at her. "He said he was out all day."

"Perfect. Makes me wonder why we even bothered getting dressed."

I pulled Shar in for a kiss right as the doorbell rang, reminding me of why we bothered getting dressed. I head to the door, where I see some guy holding a plastic bag for me.

"Oh hey. Is Carl there?"

"No he's out. Why?"

"Oh, I just wanted to bu-eh... nevermind. Shoulda figured this isn't his order."

"Sure. Thanks for food."

"No problem."

With breakfast in hand, I head over to Shar and eat my first meal of the day. Whilst I do so, I do my best to figure out what I'm going to do with the rest of my day.