Wake up

as you slowly come to, you feel a cool draft flow over your skin. Your eyes bolt open as it shocks you awake. You appear to be inside a cave, which is being dimly illuminated by an unseen source. The first thing you notice is that you appear to be naked, and the second thing you notice is that you appear to be a bit, chestier, than you were before.

"What the hell?" you let out in surprise. The third thing that you notice is that instead of your familiar voice, your body produced a much more feminine voice. "what the hell happened? The last thing I remember-"

"Is facing a humiliating defeat at the hands of a handsome and powerful King?" a voice from behind you 'helpfully' interjects. You whip your head around to face the voice, but find no-one there. "I know it hasn't been long, but I hope you will come to enjoy my gifts to you."

"Gifts? is that what you call this?"

"What else would they be? I made them just for you dear, dear, oh what was your name again?"

You know it well, it is the name that strikes fear into demons and other vile beings, Dix Holder!" At this exclamation you quickly slap your hands over your mouth. You bring it down and try again, "What I meant to say is Dix Holder!" The Demon King only Cackles in response.

"Kakakakaka! I was looking forward to that one! Don't bother trying it a third time, it won't come out any different. Or maybe do, it would be more entertaining!"

"Master!" you exclaim angrily actually meaning to call him a bastard, and quickly slap your hand over your mouth once more. In response he only cackles more intensely.

"Kakakakakakakakaka! You really went and said that too! I didn't think it would be so funny to hear it for real!"

Unsure of what you can and can't say, you take a minute to think through your next words. "So what is the purpose of all this? Why am I here and why am I a slut?" You meant to say woman, but at this point you chose to ignore it.

"Well, since you've been such a good sport up until now, I don't see why I can't tell you. You see, well before our battle, I had learned from my subordinates that while you were able to defeat them, you stood no chance against me. I couldn't let our game end in such an anticlimactic way, so I went about setting up an act 2 and 3 to our little play. If you can make it through this one final dungeon, we will have a rematch, just you and I for the fate of the world! Kuhuhuhuhu!" After that last laugh you could feel the presence of the Demon King fade from the room.

"That didn't explain the important parts, and what did you do to the others!" You cry out into the empty room, but only the silence responds. After a few seconds you attempt to activate one of the special abilities of the hero class, the inventory. While others had to lug around their gear in the traditional ways, the hero could conjure a sheet of light in front of them that displayed their belongings, and could conjure them from thin-air. Unfortunately, it appears that your inventory was wiped clean. "Rats, I guess it was too much to ask for. Well, I guess I had better get started"