Inspect the chamber

As you manage to collect yourself, you realize that you won't get anything done by standing around. you realize that you are in a small chamber with only one exit, which bends to the right a few feet from the hole. With nothing of note in the first chamber, you decide to progress through.the small hallway ends as abruptly as it began, and you find yourself in another chamber. this one however is much more manufactured than the first. Proper stone walls with intricate carvings in places, a proper ceiling, and torches lining the walls. at the back of the chamber was a great big door of black iron, standing about twice as tall as you, with no discernible handle. What really caught your attention however was the statue at the center of the room. It depicted the demon lord, in all his 'glory'. Standing about two heads taller than you (did he really used to be that tall?), still cloaked in his shadowy robe, he stood with one hand up in a fist, and the other hung at his side. There was one other glaring difference from how you remembered him looking however.

Hanging between his powerful legs (which it just occurred to you that he was practically naked on his bottom half during your fight) was a penis. His penis. Despite the revulsion that you felt at the sight of it, you found it kind of funny. In hindsight, you would have expected it to be larger. while his balls were huge, seemingly the size of apples, his penis hung barely 2.5 inches long. After having a quick laugh, you notice an inscription on a plaque by his feet.

The Key to the door lays at your feet, just find Mixana's favorite treat.

It definitely appeared to be a riddle, but you aren't quite sure what the answer is. How were you supposed to know what the goddess of life liked to snack on? Even before she went silent, you doubted the topic ever came up in communion. After some unfruitful deliberation, you decide to continue examining the room.

The carvings on the wall? Just decoration.

The torches? Just torches.

The door? Big and immobile.

That really only left the statue. As much as you disliked it, you would need to inspect the statue more closely. You look for any pockets, but the cloak had none and he wasn't wearing pants. You try looking in his mouth, but beyond the opening of the hood was a solid mass of stone. Out of ideas, you try grabbing every part of the statue, looking for any part that moves. In your focus, you don't realize that you touched his penis until it's too late. The statue seems to react to this, and the penis begins to move. And grow. Before your eyes, the statue's penis has grown from that pathetic 2.5 inches to 8.5 inches. He was bigger than your old one, and now you felt silly for laughing at it earlier. Not only was it longer than yours, but it was thicker than the training sword you used back in the day.

Upon further examination, the penis sported a real hole where the urethra ends. Just like that, the answer to the riddle dawned on you. It was a childish answer that only someone perverted would find funny. Mixana was the goddess of life, which also included reproduction.

"Semen? Really?" you exclaim exasperatedly. You swear that you can hear a snicker behind you. "So what am I supposed to do about it?"