Visit the Tavern

You head towards the center of town, about ten minutes from the town square, halfway between the square and the market. You come across a large building, made from stone and with several doorways leading in, along the side facing the street. Entering one of the doors, you walk into the tavern to see various tables with individuals and groups at various; a few individuals sit at the bar. You yourself take a seat at the bar; for various reasons{if Male = false}, safety included{endif}. The bartender comes up to you. "Hello there{if Female = true}, miss{elseif Male = true}young man{endif}. What can I get for you?"

"Mind if I see a menu? I'd like to look it over before I decide." "Sure thing." He hands you a thin wooden slab, smooth as an iron counter. On it is inscribed various menu items, with prices. You notice that they have various food items, various ales, various wines, and also a few hard liquors. They additionally have imported elven and dwarven ales, with warnings printed under the two. The elven warning warns of psychic impact, and the dwarven warning warns of its strength. Mixed drinks on offer are the pina colada, mojito, pineapple mojito, mule, and lime tonics of both rum and vodka varieties.