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Sore from your recent sexual escapades, you decide to make the long hike up the mountain worth it by getting a view from the top. You were almost there when you had to seek shelter, so it shouldn't take long.

While the newly-fallen snow slows you some, you reach the summit within an hour. Sitting on a rock, you survey the entirety of the kingdom, the highest thing for miles.

Wait, what's that? Maybe you aren't the highest thing around--something appears to be flying down towards the mountain. What is it, a big bird?

A blast of flame over your head proves that no, it is not a bird. It's a legendary dragon!

The creature swoops down, its red-scaled body flying directly over your head. You fall off your seat in fear, rolling a few yards down the mountain before recovering your footing.

The four-clawed beast lands in front of you, jaws boiling with flame. It doesn't attack yet, however--but it slowly moves closer and closer, growling.

Drawing your sword, you steady your voice so you don't sound as scared as you truly are. "What do you want?"

The dragon pauses, somehow startled. "What do I want?" the beast rumbles. You notice he's stopped approaching "Never in 500 years has a sword-bearing warrior asked that, as opposed to just attacking.

What do I want, little human? I want to know what you did with my mate."

Now you are just as startled as the dragon was. "Y-your mate? I-I haven't seen her," you stutter.

"No, of course you haven't," the dragon sighs. "No one has in 75 years. If she was alive, she would have returned to this mountain, our home, by now." Flames stop curling from his mouth, and his head hangs low.

"I-I see she meant a lot to you," you say, for some reason trying to sympathize with the four-legged fire beast.

The dragon's head snaps up, and starts laughing. "Oh, no, child, dragons don't love. We mate, and that's it. And I don't even want children, she was just a great lover. Our mating calls echoed for miles...!"

The dragon's smile leaves once more, and his eyes even seem to water. "And now I'm in heat, with no mate to relieve me." Glancing down, you see a large pair of dragon balls ad a huge dragon dick have exited their sheath.

"Well, even if she isn't here, at least I can get a good meal." It takes you a moment to realize he wants to eat you.

"Wait, wait, wait!" you yell as the beast's mouth glows red. "Maybe I could help you!"

"How could you help me relieve my heat, child?"