"M-maybe...I could find you a mate?"

The dragon scoffs. "What mate could you find that could handle my mighty girth?"

"Well, I dunno, there are plenty of sex-crazed whores around. And a lot of them are big enough or monstrous enough."

"And how do you propose we find such a woman?"

"Hmm...dragons can change shape, yes?"

"Yes, of course, what kind of ancient beast would I be without magic? But I can only turn into a human for a few hours at a time, and I can't have sex in that form."

"I suggest you go into a nearby town and find someone."

"I would not know my way around a human town, child."

"I could guide you, if you promise not to eat me," you propose.

"You insolent fool, I am a flame-spewing magic god-beast, I could **** you to find me a mate and then eat you--" He stops, and sighs. "My mate always said I need to learn to compromise...Alright, if you find me a suitable mate, I will set you free."

You agree, and the dragon flies you to the nearby town of Hill Haven. Turning to his black-skinned, muscular human form, you guide him into town.

"None of these humans look like they could handle me," he scoffs, glancing around at the housewives and maids in the street.

"You just gotta know where to look," you retort.