Unfinished business

“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!”

Sylphid pouted loudly.

“Look Handsome, I get it. You are at a difficult age right now. Everything is confusing and scary as your body does things you can’t even control. But running away is not the answer! What you need to do is indulge in your urges without a care. Don’t worry. It’s just a phase. I used to be young too once.”

You are not even two years older then me!

“My point is, Handsome, I shouldn’t be walking right now.” Sylphid looked at me sternly, as if the verbal vomit coming out of her mouth was actually profound. “Or wearing clothes. I should be on my hands and knees, crawling naked while you use me as a mount and spank my butt periodically so that I don’t get lazy. That is what a healthy young man would do.”

“I’m not riding you.”

“Maaaaaaaaaan!”

“I must however interject here, my Lord”, Sanakia frowned at me. “You own Uni for a great many days now and yet you never once have ridden her. As your squire I am most concerned. Perhaps training with an easier mount would be prudent?”

“See?” Sylphid nodded. “Sexy gets it. Or Sana? Hmm..what pet name do you prefer? I’m still a bit torn...”

The three of us were walking towards Sylphid’s tower.

I was hoping for a brief salvation in this whole madness. Which was that Sylphid still had a bunch of slaves in her own tower that needed to be taken care of.

Pouncing at the opportunity to leave my tower, turned sex dungeon behind, I put Maria in charge, to ensure things wouldn’t escalate even further and set out. From my remaining girls, Sanakia was really the only one who was both willing and in the shape to accompany us(although Fisti certainly tried)

Well and Sylphid of course.

And yes, Sylphid still didn’t seem fazed in the slightest at her current slavedom. I thought that maybe once reality set in she would be somewhat freaked out but oh no not her. She never lost control. If anything my newest headache was having the time of her life, suggesting one depravity after the other.

Why can’t I get just one normal ****? A cute, friendly, shy girl. Is that really too much to ask for?

At least Sanakia showed some humility. Apologizing profusely about having overslept and missing my match. Not that I wanted anyone to see that atrocity in the first place, but still. It was cute.

“Maaan, last time I saw you was when you were warming Handsome’s body. You used to be all spunky and aggressive towards him”, Sylphid grinned towards the Galmon. “Remember how you suggested we cut his penis off while he was ****? It was super cute!”

“T-that was ages ago!”, a blushing Sanakia defended herself. “Before I was aware how magnificent my Lord truly is! It is ancient history!”

It was four days ago. For you at least. I also need to reconsider my sleeping arrangements. Or invest into a crotch guard.

Sylphid nodded and glomped Sanakia. “I just loooove how you turned into this adorable little doggie! You are soooo cuuuute!”

I coughed. Right. I need to tell her as well. “Sanakia, if Sylphid bothers you, feel free to punish her Within reason of course. But by all means, humiliate her as much as you want. She certainly has it coming.”

Sanakia freed herself from Sylphid’s groping. “Ah, yes, you wish for me to inflict shame punishment upon this girl? Thy will be done, my Lord. I am very well versed in this”, She smirked.

...I had to admit I was morbidly curious. Will Sanakia of all people be the one to tame Sylphid?

The Sexy-Knight cleared her throat. “Now then, listen well. You will right away tell me everything about how my Lord bested you. And you will not leave out even the smallest, most opprobrious detail!”

...when will I learn my lesson?

Sylphid was more then happy to oblige, recounting the fight in excruciating detail. All the while Sanakia(and myself) went redder and redder until I was just wishing this blasted tunnel would finally end.

“...and then he tickled me, like wow! Handsome got really into it! You should have seen him, how he used my body to fulfill all of his most perverted desires! It felt amaaaaazing! Don’t let his cute dorky face fool you”, Sylphid poked my ribs with her elbows. “This guy knows exactly what he wants.”

“I...I see”, Sanakia stuttered out, once Sylphid concluded her tale. “M-My Lord is that the truth of it? D-do you truly lust for tickling?”

Huh. Last time I cringed so hard was almost twenty minutes ago. “No”, I firmly told Sanakia. “If anything it is this pervert over here who has a huge tickling fetish. It’s what ultimately allowed me to defeat her.”

“B-But...” Sanakia seemed a bit overwhelmed. “My Lord, to push your opponent so hard, you must be a master at tickling! Please show me your techniques!”

Please forget everything you just heard.

“Eeeehhh, Handsome actually isn’t THAT good at tickling. I give him maaaaaybe a 4 out of 10? If I’m generous...hm nah let’s make it a 3.5.”

“That 3.5 tickled the shit out of you!”, I growled.

“I mean, yeaaah...but...thing is” Sylphid grinned and bashfully scratched the back of her head. “It's a bit embarrassing, but this is actually a curse.”

That came so out of left field that both of us had to gasp in shock. “A...a curse?”

Sylphid nodded. “I told Handsome a bit. Remember that story about the Kalar I fought last year?”

I jogged my memory. Was that back when she invited me for drinks before the tournament started? Feels like an eternity ago now. “If I remember correctly...you fought in the semis and you tried to get her to surrender but the fight ended in a timeout?”

“It was the quarters, but yup. Pastel took that reeeeally personally. On my way back to L-Zile she snuck into the inn I was staying and cursed me. I think her original intent was to hit me with a spell of constant arousal.”

Are we sure she didn't succeed in that?

“So”, Sylphid continued. “Kalar curses are a bit tricky and she probably stood a bit too far away when she cast it. Pastel was quite surprised when I wasn't a moaning mess on the ground”, she grinned. “Of course, I punished her plenty for that mistake.”

“A Kalar curse…” Sanakia squinted her eyes. “These are the most powerful curses on the continent. Not even the Church is able to remove them, only the Kalar who cast it. Which is why they are the sworn enemy of the Church.”

Of course they are.

“But wait a minute”, I cut in. “If you uh...punished the Kalar, why didn't you make her lift your curse?”

“Because! I had no idea I was cursed in the first place, silly”, Sylphid booped me on the nose. “Pastel is super cute but she is waaaaay clumsy! Maaaan, now that I remember it I regret not getting her as a **** all over again!” She pouted. “Here’s a picture of her. Isn’t she adorable?”

Lovely.

“Anywaaaaay”, Sylphid continued. “It wasn’t until I was back home when Sill cast a reader spell on me that the truth came out.” She sighed. “I keep intending to visit Pencilcrow and have Pastel remove it but...its kinda really hot to have a weakness like that, you know?”

“That would be rather difficult”, Sanakia pondered. “Kalars do usually not mingle with humans beyond abducting males in order to...h-how scandalous!”

Even I knew as much. Kalar need human males to procreate, which is why any human entering their forest is either swiftly killed or used as a breeding tool, depending on gender. My own country borders on the Kalar forest and has certainly a difficult relationship with them.

“Yeah, it’s a bit dicey”, the martial artist let out a wistful sigh. “But Kalars are all super hot babes! So it’s definitely worth the risk! Just look! Here is another one. This one is Aegis-chan, gufufufu…and this one’s Mertel…”

WILL YOU STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR KALAR PORN COLLECTION!

…

Hold on.

I stared at Sylphid. “So, when you tickled me yesterday…”

“Yup,” Sylphid grinned. “I decided to give you a small hint, just to make things more fair.”

“My Lord would have won anyways”, Sanakia boldly proclaimed. “He is ready to give you a rematch anytime to prove it!”

“Uh! I hold you to it, Handsome!”

Please don’t.

“But maaaaan, gotta say I’m having a blast! Cute, girls, cute master! I love being a ****! Best decision ever!”

This girl.

“It might be all fun and games now, but you do realize I’m still in the tournament? What are you going to do if I surrender in the finals?”

Sylphid looked at me bluntly. “Oh.”

What do you mean, oh? Don’t you oh me!

“Weeelll”, Sylphid scratched her head bashfully. “That’s far in the future. We cross that bridge when we get to it.”

The final is in two days!

“Ah, we are here”, Sylphid chirped happily as we finally arrived at the elevator to her tower.

Time to free the slaves.