Uh I'm a student

I just kind of stutter for a few moments before I say "I already have some loans thank you". "Oh are they with us or?" Joe asks helpfully. "No they are uh student loans for warlock school.... wait maybe they are?" I say scratching my head. Joe's face lights up and he says "Oh why didn't you lead with that silly" and he starts tapping away on a... computer made of bones what the fuck?

I am still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on when Joe says "Ah here we go I have your file right here, now since you are full of the fires of hell I am afraid if we returned you to your mortal plane you would probably just explode. Now, are you sure you don't want to start a cult, because the only other way you are getting back to class is well uh.." He looks up at the older succubus who is now peering down at me with a very disturbingly interested look "With some changes..."