Troubleshoot

Looking over his list Xander tried to find any flaws he'd missed. Better to fix things now before he inadvertently ended up cock blocking himself with a poorly thought out and poorly worded wish.

And the first problem he had was his first Master P.C. 'wish'. He was too big. No woman could take all of him. His dick was just too big. So how to fix that?

He could make himself smaller... NO. Certainly not. Xander shook his head. It might be a dumb macho manly man voice from down deep in his psyche but he was proud of having the biggest dick in Sunnydale.

Xander snickered as he had a very wicked thought.

18: Except for Xander Harris, all male residents of Sunnydale- native born or new comer- have a penis smaller than three inches in length.

Xander did his best to not giggle as he tried to imagine his various bullies over the years with teeny tiny dicks campared to the monster between his legs.

Wait! He was getting distracted. What was he doing this all for again? The ability to get laid. And right now the size of his monster cock meant he would only be getting half of his dick inside a girl, if he was lucky. And forget about oral. No way was he getting a woman to even try anal.

So... how to word this?

19: Every woman's erogenous orifices can stretch to accommodate any size dick, no matter how big, in the dicks entirety.

20: Every woman is a size queen. The larger a dick the more pleasure the woman feels. Some women cum just from seeing a monstrously large dick. Fucking a larger dick makes a woman feel a sense of pride and accomplishment as a woman. Like her purpose as a woman is to be fucked by large dicked men.

Xander patted himself on the back for that one. But how to make it better?

Think, Xander, Think.

21: A woman achieves a new level of super orgasm when a dick is big enough to penetrate her cervix and fuck her womb directly.

Xander rolled his eyes at that. Super orgasm? It was so stupid. But he was big enough that touching the cervix was going to be a problem. It wasnt like in porn and those japanese porn comics he had. Apparently cervix penetration was quite painful in real life. So better to nip that problem in the bud now and make it work for him.

Now... what else did he overlook?

"Oh crap." Xander blanched and began typing quickly.

22: Xander Harris cannot get a woman pregnant unless he decides to do so. No matter what he says in the heat of the moment. He must make a conscientious, cold logic decision to impregnate a woman before having sex.

Xander breathed out and slumped back from the computer. Good thing he caught that. He was not going to make the same mistake his parents had. Even if he was the result of that mistake.

Next?

Ok, so Joyce and Buffy Summers. Things looked ok there. Maybe... well, he didnt want to make Joyce hate Buffy. And it wasnt a sure thing Joyce would be malicious to Buffy. He wanted a stern disapproving mother and rebellious teen type of stereotype thing. He'd have to wait and see how that turned out.

Everything else looked ok. It all looked solid. There might be a few things that didnt go to plan but when did everything ever go to plan?

Dominant Willow would be a trip. Timid often picked on Willow now being able to spank or whip her former tormentors was just too good to pass up. He couldnt not let Willow get a chance to have a little ****. The mental image of Willow smacking Harmony's ass with a paddle damn near had his erection ripping through his jeans.