Train Constitution (using Deeds of Valor)

"And what if we just need to strengthen our body after gaining experience while adventuring?" "Then an angel will massage you for being special." ". . . Was that sarcasm?" "No, I was being serious." You stare at her, unblinking, trying to figure out whether or not she's being sarcastic.

After a few minutes of you standing there, unblinking, she asks, "now were you serious about your question, or were you just wasting my time? You sheepishly admit that you were indeed being serious. "NALFY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!" A deva emerges, his silver skin and gold skin making very clear that the stewardess was very much very not being sarcastic earlier. "Nalfy?" He sighs, "she's too lazy to say my full name and she has Lady Aphrodite's favor, so there's not a whole lot I can do about it." "And what is your full name?" "That," he responds, "would be Nalfaezar." Huh, you can see why the stewardess called him Nalfy.

Nalfaezar speaks, "follow me; you can tell me about your adventure while I give you your massage." You follow him and he leads you to a room with a flat raised bed, which appears passed. "Undress and lie on your stomach please." You comply, and he begins massaging you, releasing tension in your muscles. Throughout the course of the massage, you slowly dictate your recent adventure, and he uses combination of heated pads and ice packs in his massage, allowing you to see the necessity of undressing: these implements would not be kind to your clothes. By the time you redress at the end of your tale, you feel significantly hardier.