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...A top.

“I am a top.” Josh said, and Po nodded at him.

“Right, I see. So this means I am the bottom here... please, be gentle with me?” Po asked, somewhat sheepishly, like a child talking to an adult. Pretty much how the real Po would ask someone in an occasion like that. Soon, however, the panda was explaining the scenarios for his choice:

“Okay, first scenario is called The New Master. In this scenario, you are a famous kung fu master, who had the Dragon Warrior himself sent to you to learn with you. And I am super excited to learn with someone as famous as you.” The panda said, and he did sounded as if he really was excited for the prospect. “But, you don’t accept just anyone as your student, and you have your own personal... test, to see if the new student is going to obey you without questioning.” Yeah, Josh knew instantly what this test would be. “This scenario can include Master/student relationship, discipline and obedience.”

“The second scenario is called Captured Dragon. In this scenario, you are a powerful warlord who has been ravaging China, and you have recently captured the Dragon Warrior, who had been trying to stop you along with his fellow masters. As you now see China’s mightiest warrior in your power, you decide to take advantage of him.” Po seemed a bit apprehensive by this prospect, “This includes BDSM, master/****, mind-breaking and, if you choose...” The panda stopped and gulped nervously, “... it can also include non-bloody **** and snuff.”

“Finally, we have the third scenario, which is called Fan-zoning.” Po continued, “In this final scenario, you are a great fan of the Dragon Warrior who has got your hands into an ancient magic amulet that has the power to control minds. You decide to use it into me to make me have sex with you after you have lured me into your house with a letter promising a great feast in my honor. This scenario involves, as you must have guessed, hypnosis and mind control.”

Josh nodded as he heard all of that, and then the panda looked at him, expectantly.

“So?” Po asked him, “What scenario would you like?”