To save the world Damnit!

“To save the world Damnit!” She grabs your attention with a snap. “You see, we have a large threat to life as we know it, that being China, and we want you to be planted inside of the country, where you will live as an undercover spy, and every time you sleep, the Chinese culture will become more and more slutty, therefor eradicating any chance of war.” You look at her dumbfounded and reply with another question, “and what if I say no?” She frowns, “you risk mutual assured destruction.” She then pulls a file out from her cleavage and opens it on the table. “Your name will be Marco Corleone and you will be pretending to be a tourist from Italy, the real Marco we have dealt with, you in?”