“Fine, who?”

You smirk and say, “ Lois.”

“Lois who?”

“Well… I don’t know?” Congratulations, you fucked it up. “Look, I’ll go just as long as I can bring this girl from my school.” She takes the file back and places it back into her cleavage. “Fine. But we’ll have to tell her it’s some sort of payed vacation.”

“Fine.”

“Done.”

After the right calls are made, you are given one day to pack which you spend the most of which online, seeing as this is your last breath of free air.

You are driven to meet Lois at the local airport. You arrive in the evening, with the sunset shining through clouds as you pull up to see Lois standing at the top of the stairs leading to your private jet. She’s wearing all white with an obnoxiously large hat. You get out of the car and she runs to you exclaiming, “Oh my god I can’t believe this! They didn’t tell me who the other winner was!” She hugs you and you both board the plane, your luggage being taken care of by men in black. You both take your seats and the plane takes off to your new, temporary life in communist China.