Time to Conquer the Dragon..like thing

You and Pixel spent a good couple of minutes fighting husks and breaking up some of the larger groups while slowly making your way towards the gift area. You, your harem, and several of your siblings and guests were having fun fighting through the various waves of increasingly more powerful husks towards the gift piles. All the while, your parents, extended family, and Uncle Hoss’s forces were keeping most everyone safe from the horde you didn’t destroy with defensive walls, barricades, and hastily setup chokepoints.

While you were distracted with your Blake’s fight with a Banshee and finding your brother fucking two pirates, the other members of your harem in the buffet area had taken care of their fights. Yunyun had used one of her spells to absolutely demolish the marauders that had surrounded her. Kate had apparently found her Ranger Stylus and had gotten a dozen bunny, shark, and dog Pokégirls to arrive and protect the helpless maids(as opposed to the non helpless maids who had pulled out heavy weaponry).

Ranko was practically juggling a couple of Brutes and tossing them at Mirajane to finish off. Meanwhile, Nami looked like she was creating mirages and then Bulma would hit the distracted husks with a folded chair. Both Nami and Bulma had snuck off towards the barricade once there was a hole in the horde thanks to everyone’s efforts, taking most of the maids and previously cut off guests with them.

“Okay ladies, gentlemen, others, and Jane,” you say on top of a table by a hole to the gift pile section. Your sister Jane gave you a one finger salute. “We killed most of the bigger wandering groups and directed the rest towards the barricade where Uncle Hoss and and our family and friends are fucking them up.”

“A few literally,” someone said slyly.

“Less said about the Pokegirl training equipment the better, Larry,” you say, causing several of the characters to giggle. “Anyways, while the hordes are focused on Uncle Hoss, we are going to flank around through this hole and try to find where they are coming from. Thanks to Aelita’s hacking we know the husks are coming from inside the gift piles not from outside. Though we don’t know if they’re from a portal, minibox, or a hole in the ground.”

As you were explaining what you knew so far, a cousin of yours was putting away his phone after spending the whole time on a call. “Okay I’m back. Jerry McBelvin!!!!” He shouted as he hoisted a submachine gun and ran into the hole to the gift piles. Your gathered forces stared at the hole before you all looked at each other.

“Oh shit! Jerry is going to hog all the points! Go go go!” Shouted your brother Gavin who raised his machine pistol/skateboard and ran into the hole while wearing his skater based armor. Instantly, everyone was pushing each other to try to get through the hole.

You stared at the mad mob that disappeared into the gift pile section, shooting and hollering as they claimed kills and points. You stared at Pixel who was facepalming especially at the fact that several of your harem like Ranko, Alex, Gogo, and Erza had rushed forward with everyone else willingly while others like Yunyun were simply dragged along.

“Let’s just get this over with,” you sighed as you jumped off the table and Pixel teleported onto your shoulder.

“Let’s return these undead to the grave,” Diana said as she formed up behind you to your left and Katara formed up to your right.

“Time to party,” Gaige said as she rode Deathtrap behind you.

“Right behind you James,” Yunyun said while she cleaned up her magic focus.

“Obstacles are for killing,” Shampoo said, readying her tonfas. The large spherical ended clubs had been found by the gift piles entrance, so you assume it was a wedding gift. You were not minding Shampoo commandeering them especially since she would have ended up with them anyways. Shampoo was still wearing Erza’s Seduction Armor though the apron portion was not covered in blue blood and had a few gashes.

You took your bat’leth off of your back and raised it to a half ready stance. “Let’s go!” You charged forward with Pixel cheering you on.

The gift piles were an absolute warzone, hundreds or thousands of gifts were smashed and tossed about. At the same time, husks and husk bodies were lying about everywhere, some definitely from your girls while others were from your family and their harems while yet others had wounds that you couldn’t quite figure out.

“Hey, that was my kill!” Some voices shouted from a few meters away. Hustling, you found your brother Geoff complaining while Ranko stood on top of a couple of Marauders.

“Hey, I got to them first! You spent too much time messing with your…gun,” Ranko teased as glanced down at Geoff's pants.

“Fuck you!” Geoff said as he rushed off.

“Everything okay here Ranko?” You ask as you took care of a basic husk that started climbing out of a pile close to the pigtailed redhead.

“These guys were going after her, so I had to step in before that bozo could,” Ranko explained as she moved to the side to reveal a pet crate with a bow on it sticking out of a gift pile. Walking carefully over broken ceramic, glass, boxes, and husk parts you made your way to be able to look inside the crate.

“Well hello there beautiful,” you say to the Quorra on all fours inside the slightly too small crate. Quorra was an ISO from Tron Legacy, the last known ISO in her home universe in fact. All the formerly digital being was wearing other than a collar was a long thick blue ribbon that wrapped around her body to give more or less free movement (not that the crate let her move much) while barely covering her breasts and pussy.

“H-hello Master James I presume?” Quorra said, stumbling over her words a little bit. “MIstress Jane informed me that I was bought and programed to be gifted to you.”

“Let’s talk about that later alright? Let’s get you to safety first,” you say as you fiddled with the lock on the crate. The crate was one of those heavy duty ones made to keep a feral/wild Supergirl contained before she meets her master/mistress. The lock scans your biometrics and a moment later (which involved Ranko, Shampoo, and Diana keeping some husks away) the little door pops open allowing you to help Quorra out of the crate.

“What are those things?” Quorra asks as she poked one marauder with her bare foot.

“Husks specifically marauder types, basically cybernetic undead shock troopers,” you say before making a decision.

“Pixel,” you call, causing your partner pokemon to teleport to your side. Pixel had been having fun throwing random Shadow Balls and Dazzling Gleams at anything that moved from on top of the tallest gift pile. She may have hit some of her least favorite of your siblings along the way. “Please teleport Quorra here to Aelita’s side, I don't think ribbon would keep her alive that well.”

“Wait, I know–”

“You have spent at least several hours in a crate and likely have your newly bought character restrictions. You ain’t combat ready,” you explain to her. You look at your phone at the RealDreams app and mumble to yourself, “I really need to remember to config this app right.” You then readdress Quorra.

“Plus, one of my pregnant wives will need some protecting. Can you help her out while I deal with the source of the husks?” You ask her. She looked at the marauder and then at the battle going on around you and straightened up and bowed, which may have caused one of her breasts to pop out of the ribbons. “I will protect her Master James.” Pixel teleported on her shoulder before teleporting away again.

“Well that was interesting,” you say as you joined Diana in the killing of a pair of brutes.

“I wonder how many other new harem sisters are among these piles,” Diana said as she sliced off the claw of one brute easily.

“Hopefully not too many, I wanted any and all of them to be part of the wedding as well,” you say as you summon a tangle of piranha plants to grasp a brute and drag it underground.

“Hey! Everyone, I think I found the source! I saw one of the troll-like monsters jump out of that glowing chest!” Yunyun shouted, getting everyone’s attention. Yunyun pointed at a gift pile quite a bit away. You climbed the nearest gift pile to get a better look just in time to see a new wave of husks surge out of a relatively simple chest with three skulls on it and glowing pictures showing a cartoon mansion and traditional monsters. The wave split up with most of the husks rushing towards the dance floor while smaller groups rushed to attack your forces.

“Shit that's a monster mansion box,” you gasped even as your forces quickly dispatched the new wave.

“Monster mansion box?” Asked Shampoo as she used her cat-like grace to dance around a marauder's shots before she crushed its weapons with her tonfas.

“A semi magical, semi technological box that is programmed to constantly spit out waves of a group of monsters that were selected. The user would put in items representing monsters they wanted to include into the box. Then when the target touches the box, it sends out the monsters until either the target is beaten/killed or they—” You cut yourself off as you see a group of your cousins, siblings, and harem girls rush at the monster mansion box while it was busy making more creatures to release.

“Don’t touch the box!” You shout just as Yunyun grabbed the chest and tried to close it. Yunyun stopped and cocked her head with the fighters around her looking at you like you were crazy.

“Why not?”

“You triggered the bos—” before you finished the warning, the monster mansion box glowed red before it exploded, sending Yunyun flying to the distance. Thankfully, this explosion was intentionally harmless.

“-boss,” you finished and shoved some gifted furniture off you as the box opened wide after the gifts were scattered even more. You look up and see no less than three reaper-corrupted harvesters from Mass Effect 3 materialize one after the other. Two spread their wings and flew off while the third and most massive (nearly three times the size of the others) one roared. The roar was strong enough to push you back.

“How do we beat this ‘monster mansion box’?” Diana asked. You took her offered hand and she helped you stand up.

“I’m not sure, I only used the more common monster house box,” you reply as you retrieve your bat’leth and lightsaber from the ground. “I only kinda remember the user manual but they are only usually used for pranks or security but this is complete overkill. No way this is a normal monster mansion box.”

“You used this as a prank?!” Your harem shouted at you.

“I used tribbles and only sterile ones. Annoying but easily managed. The boss of that box was just a slightly larger tribble that ate other tribbles,” you defended yourself while your siblings kept the harvester busy. Which they weren’t doing such a good job of doing as you ran out of the way of it crashing through where you had been standing

“Who would come up with such a device?” Diana wondered/grunted as she dug herself out of a pile that had collapsed on her.

“It's based on the Monster House ambush from the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games, you enter a room full of treasure and suddenly you are surrounded by a room full of enemies,” you recalled the fun fact that had been on the back of the box. You were great at remembering random bits of trivia like that.

“Less talking, more fighting!” Gaige said as she ran after the harvester with her shotgun. From her expression and the shotgun blasts, you made a point of standing behind her so you didn’t risk getting a full Anarchy charged buckshot to the face; your wives and harem loved your face.

“Diana, Ranko, Erza, Katara focus on its wings, keep the bastard grounded,” you shouted as the harvester spit up several marauders and regular husks. Katara was able to freeze one wing as it tried to take off again but it barely stopped.

“Maybe I can help,” you heard Aelita announce with the speakers.