Go rescue the Bellabooty

“Go help Kate,” You order the fake dryad that was still trying to stab the banshee’s body with its roots. It nodded and sort of slithered on its roots to go protect Kate and the other maids. You on the other hand hurried to the sounds of yowling and furniture breaking.

It was only a short jog to get close to the upper portion of the buffet and you instantly had to duck behind a table as half a food stand was thrown where you were. You peaked your head up to see your Blake, still in her small crop top, short shorts, and glowing red ass, clawing and biting at a small Banshee’s head while she rode its head. The Banshee was flailing and trying to rip Blake from her perch but Blake wouldn’t let go and just continued to claw and scratch.

“Holy fuck, I thought that only happened in those old comedy movies,” you said in awe as the Banshee continued to hurt itself trying to grab Blake only for Blake to get out of the way while remaining on the banshee like some kind of demented monkey. Looking beyond the catfight, you see the various pets and your Tatsumaki and Fubiki chasing after a small corgi with a mustache while ignoring the husk battle.

“Kirl Kirlia.”

“Yeah, I didn’t think she had it in her, then again I haven’t really spent time with her before she tried to kidnap Aelita,” you reply to Pixel, not even blinking at her sudden appearance. Pixel had used Teleport and appeared on top of the table while swinging her little legs back and forth. “Though she’s not fighting that great.”

“Ki ki ia liaki,” Pixel replied while she idly poked at someone’s bra and shirt that was just sitting there on the table.

“Really, she still thinks she’s a Glameow? I thought I heard a few words mixed in her hisses,” you say as Pixel Teleports to your other side as a husk flew through where she had been. Said husk quickly received your bat’leth through its head even as it tried to get free of some pants that were on the floor. “But then why is she fighting the banshee?”

“Kirlia Kirlia Ki Ki Kirlia ir,” Pixel eagerly explains along with various gestures.

“Haha,” you wheeze out. Pixel also starts giggling. “She really thinks those tentacle-like things on its head are pieces of squid?” Hearing that Blake under Pixel’s hypnosis is trying to eat the Asari, you just had to laugh. “Just like Starfire, you remember right? When she first got the catgirl mod? Hehe. We can never go back to that mermaid show.”

You shook your head before readying your bat’leth as you positioned it to help you get up, “Well, I suppose it's time to save her then.” Pixel rolled her eyes but went to get up as well. However, before the two of you could act, you suddenly hear an odd noise from under the buffet table. Looking at each other, Pixel jumped off the table and the two of you pressed a finger to your lips. You reached over and quickly lifted up the tablecloth.

Brandishing your bat’leth, you took in what you found and your jaw dropped. Under the table was your brother Jamie with his Beidou (from Genshin Impact) and either his or someone else’s Boa Hancock (from One Piece). You were a bit unsure of if the Boa Hancock was his or not due to a lack of identifying collar or any clothes at all. All three of them were quite clearly naked as the day they were born and they were all covered is white fluid.

You guess you finally figured out who owned the clothing scattered around the table.

The three of them were so busy exploring each other’s body that they didn’t even notice your presence. You slowly covered the peaking Pixel’s eyes evoking a little whine from her. Your brother was alternating sucking on Beidou and Boa’s tits and was currently bouncing Boa on his dick while Beidou kissed and explored her sex partners bodies and teasing Jamie’s dick. Boa Hancock was biting down on a handkerchief or cloth to try to muffle her moans as Jamie buried his dick deep inside her. From your own experiences with Boa Hancocks, you could tell he had found one of her sweet spots.

Just as Boa let out a muffled scream/moan and your brother went to pull out of her, you decided to interrupt, “Hey, love on the battlefield!” Jamie made the most ridiculous face as he accidentally let go of Boa Hancock and caused her to fall back fully on his dick.

“Fucking shit James!” Jamie shouted in pain while Beidou, who was facing away from you, quickly twisted around in a panic and on seeing you tried to cover her E-Cup breasts. But the most interesting reaction was from Boa Hancock.

“Mmph Mmph Mmllmw!” She shouted through the cloth in her mouth as she cupped her hands in a heart shape. You quickly drop your bat’leth and roll out of the way with Pixel in your arms as a pink beam fires from her hands and shoots off into the distance. As the tablecloth falls and you take a second to relax, you look at where the beam hit. Standing with a blade in hand was a massive viking statue who had a brute trapped in his arm.

“Seriously James, you know not to look under tables at weddings,” Jamie complained.

“And you know not to fuck during the monster rampage,” you shot back as you got up and Pixel used Telekinesis to pick up the tossed about clothing to throw under the table.

“Wait what?” Jamie said, poking his head out and looking around. Beidou soon joined him.

“Looks like someone started a brawl without us, boss,” Beidou said before she went back under to finish getting dressed.

“Get to work brother, you don’t want to be without points at the afterparty,” you joke as you finally look back at where Blake had been fighting the Banshee with your bat’leth ready. Only for you to relax your grip on the bat’leth as you took in the scene.

Uncle Hoss’s Yang and Blake were saying something to your Blake while trying to stop her from biting the banshee’s head.

“Guess I wasn’t needed,” you say with a deadpan tone, taking in the sight. You suddenly look at Pixel. “Say Pixel…” Pixel immediately nodded and gained a mischievous grin. Her eyes flashed blue for a second before your Blake screeched and jumped away from the Banshee while pawing her tongue as if to get a disgusting taste out. You and Pixel laugh before running off to try to find bigger fish to fry.