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Chapter 223
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Leoblade24
How does Aelita help?
She summons pillars
“Materialization!” Aelita called out at the same time that the automatic system activated. “Terrain Avoidance Training Begins Now.” Gifts and stuff were sent flying as ceiling high pillars burst out of the ground in front of the harvester. The large beast couldn’t fly out of the way and crashed into the pillars even as the pillars grew spikes and bridges between individual pillars.
“It’s ****, it targets its wings!” You shouted before ducking as Erza tossed a spear with all her strength creating a shock wave.
“SHHEEEE!” The harvester shrieked as Erza’s spear pierced through its left wing. But it wasn’t enough to stop it. It was about to take off again when the earth appeared to reach out and skewer its other wing.
“Someone forgot to invite me to the party.” By the new earth pillar, you see one of the Toph in a stance.
“Keep it down!” You shout as Katara moves to freeze its legs to the ground while Diana lassoed its tail with a rope she found. Spider Gwen was flipping around, webbing up its wings. With a single whip of its tail, Diana was tossed into Gogo and Laura and knocked them out of the fight. The harvester let out another roar as it took to the air again.
“Not on my watch! Materialization!” Aelita shouted, causing more pillars to burst out of the ground as Aelita rearranged the stadium’s configurations. The pillars grew almost as fast as the harvester flew but the pillars didn’t catch the husk monster like it did the first time.
“Hey Marinette, Ahsoka, Ranko, get me, those bags of seeds, and that fertilizer to that pillar, I have a plan,” you shout to get the aforementioned girls’ attention. You quickly pointed out the bags marked with pictures of particularly spikey and vicious looking plants and bags of 3S/Walt Stark branded manure.
“I got James,” Ahsoka claimed as she sliced through a Banshee and leapt over to you and picked you up bridal style.
“I got the seeds,” Marinette said as she picked up the seeds and used the yoyo she found to swing to the pillar you had indicated.
“Wait what?” Ranko asked as she lifted a brute’s body off of a Mavis Dracula with swirly eyes. “Why do I have to get the fertilizer?”
“You didn’t call anything!” You said as Ahsoka carried you to the pillar. Ranko grumbled before picking up the fertilizer and leaping to avoid a shot from the harvester’s head cannon which you had honestly forgotten harvesters had since it had been so long since you had faced such monsters.
Under your instruction, Ahsoka brought you to near the middle of one of the pillars that Aelita brought up. Marinette and Ranko soon followed and set down the bags.
“Okay, help me spread the fertilizer,” You say as you throw one of the bags Ranko brought to you to one side of the pillar. Ranko tossed a few bags here and there. A few moments later you were satisfied with the distribution of manure and seeds. Nodding to yourself, you shout to your remaining forces, “Draw him towards me! I have a plan to grapple the bastard! You ladies go help them out, alright?” Shouts of agreement rose as people threw boulders, spears, energy blasts, and other attacks at the harvester as the monster shot its cannon and produced more husks. Ranko, Ahsoka, and Marinette nodded and took off to either help others or to intercept the harvester.
You reached out to the seeds and whispered instructions as you used your bat’leth to cut the seed bags open and spread them around. You watched your harem working together (for the most part) with your family and friends to slowly wound the beast who had already been flying awkwardly from the holes in its wings. Your eyes widened as the harvester started flying towards you and you were about to activate your plan when it did an odd twist in mid-air.. “Dammit, it turned away!”
“Not on my watch monster!” A deeply familiar voice called out as a purple blur appeared and punched the harvester in the chest, forcing it back towards the pillar.
“Starfire!” You cheered seeing your Tamaranean wife in her wedding dress punching the harvester. “Good job my beautiful wife. Now get the bastard towards me!”
“Will do!” You went back to finishing your preparations.
“Hey, don’t think we didn’t see what you were about to pull,” a voice said as they climbed up the pillar you were on. You looked over to see your shirtless twin climbing up.
“Lose your shirt in a poker game again?” You ask as you helped him up.
“No, someone took my shirt from the table before I could retrieve it,” Jamie grumbled as he crouched down to help with the seeds.
“Don’t forget about us,” several more voices said. You turned and saw Poppy ride in on a pile of mushrooms, Oliver carried by a gorilla shaped bush, and Jane swing in using a vine. A moment after a flower grew out of the pillar itself and opened to reveal Alyssa, you last full sibling from your mom.
“Alyssa, I didn’t realize you were here,” you awkwardly said with an implied question.
“I forgot to get a new dress,” she shrugged while wearing a brand new Rarity #18 original dress. “So by the time I got back, the raptor rampage had already kicked off.”
“Well, glad you are here,” you say, glancing back at the harvester before doing a double back. Starfire and others had already driven it almost towards you. “Oh shit, get ready everyone!”
“I can’t believe you thought you would get a harvester by yourself, didn’t you learn from Dialga,” Poppy laughed as she rolled her shoulders.
“Or Palkia,” Oliver cracked his knuckles.
“Or Darkrai,” Jane said.
“Or Miss Slowpoke,” Jamie snorted.
“Enough talk, be ready y’all,” you growled, not wanting to be reminded of your mistakes during that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon adventure.
“Little Budew thinks he’s party leader,” teased Alyssa even as she took a stance as the harvester broke off from its fight with Starfire.
“Sorry, miss ‘needed to be saved from the water type’,” you grunted as you waited for the right timing. “Three…two…one! Gardner Kids Frenzy Plant!” The six of you shouted as you all pulled on your mom given plant abilities. Instantly all the seeds sprouted and consumed the fertilizer before rapidly growing Piranha Plants, thorny vines thicker than a barrel, fanged geranium, devil’s snare, Pea Shooters, Dande Lions, Killer trees, and several dozen other plants. The plants grew and immediately lashed out and grabbed the harvester as plants bit, grappled, sprayed acid, breathed fire, shot, and more.
“Give it everything you got!” You shouted as the harvester was near completely restrained by the family frenzy plant technique. Everyone still standing in the gift pile area released as many attacks as they could while the harvester tried firing off its cannon. The harvester’s wings and legs could take the pounding and with a spray of blood, they crumbled and fell off its body.
“Time to finish this!” You shouted as you used a bouncy mushroom to jump to the top of the pillar. Putting away your bat’leth while in mid-air, you reached to your belt and unclipped your lightsaber which was difficult while in a suit. Landing on top, you watched the harvester as its head swayed back and forth to try to attack its bonds still.
“Jedi of the Garden Finishing Blow, Vine Cutter!” You shout as you lighted your lightsaber and jump off the pillar. You timed it just right to have the harvester’s neck lined up with your overhead chop. You scream as your lightsaber dug through the cybernetic flesh and soon decapitated the beast.
“Oh shit!” You scream again as you start free falling towards the mess of volatile plants. That is before a set of strong arms caught you.
“I thought you were supposed to carry me in the bridal style today,” Starfire said as she cuddled you.
“I will be and more my orange blossom,” you say, giving her a kiss. Your forces celebrated as the harvester died. Looking over at its body, you see the monster mansion box slide out of the neck cavity and close up, its energy spent.
“Right, you could also just outlast the monster boxes,” you say to yourself. Starfire simply hummed. She set you down among your harem and family who immediately began cheering your name and giving pats on the back.
“Okay everyone,” you chuckle and gasp as you receive a quick ass grope from your Laura. “The box looks to be turned off, so we just need to wrap—”
“PWBI! Everyone freeze!” At the entrance to the venue, next to a monster truck shaped hole, came a swarm of uniformed superhumans, police officers, and federal agents bursting into the stadium.
What happens next?
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