Time is weird, isn't it?

I mean think about it. Find yourself bored, and 5 minutes turns into an hour. Find something you enjoy? An hour turns into 5 minutes. Get tricked into standing at ground zero for an atomic detonation, shuffle off your mortal coil and find yourself floating in an abyss with no sensory input (no body, remember?) With only your thoughts and your other personality for company? One eternity, coming right up. At least, that's what happened to Our MC, Logan Matthews. Ater about... Well after a while, he felt his mind pulled tight together, and then two shapes seem to streak toward him, stating as pinpricks in the distance and quickly grew into two seemly female forms.

The one on the left begins to speak,"Do not avert your gaze, mortal. We have seen your desires, your dark fantasies. And we have judged them worthy.

You need but say a word, mortal, and you will be made out champion to bring the treacherous light to heel. You will-"

"Sounds good, count me in" Logan interrupts.

"-become... Wait what?" She trails off, surprised by the interruption.

"Ayo, looks like he got you sis! What's wrong buddy, excited to get started?" The busty one on the right laughed.

"Anything's better than just floating around in here for eternity. Besides, I was the bad guy in my world, can't be much of a change to be one in yours. We do this with a handshake, orrrrrr....."

"Oooh he IS excited to get started. Fist of all, my name is Melanoche, Goddess of slaughter and ****, and this is my sister, Carnachias, goddess of **** and sexual debauchery, and resident serial masturbator. And second, we'll need to build you a new from before you can go into the world." Melanoche smiled.

"First up," Carnachias said, gesturing to the space in between them, where four pictures with subtext appeared."you'll need to choose a monster core, shall I explain them individually?"

"Pass. Respectfully of course. I read just fine, thanks. None seem great, but I'll take the powerful core. **** is a hard no for me, but at least it's not turning me into bugs or worms."

"No ****? Awwww are you sure your a bad guy?!" Carnachias whines.

"Sorry to let you down, Chia, but it's just not my thing." Logan turned to smile at melanoche." The slaughter thing I can get behind though, wouldn't be the first time I've bathed a nation to two in blood."

"Mmmmmm sounds promising, I think I like you, don't let me down, Logan. Next you'll need to choose your size."

Normal please. I'm sure doors are a thing in your world, and I'd like to use them normally. And please, Logan is the other guys name. Call me DL."

"Other guy? Nevermind, you do you LB. Next your race." Carnachias continued.

"Hmmm much more enjoyable options here. Gonna go with bioferric, with that sweet dragon option in a close second place." DL chose.

"And your junk?" Carachias asked, revealing yet another set of images.

I'll stick with standard, thanks weirdo. But I will take the breeding add-on, thank you very much."

This time it was melanoche who revealed the next set of images "now to choose your signature power."

"Hmmm... Elemental infusion, lightning. Zap zap pow, that sweet sweet Palpatine juice, you know, all that good stuff."

"You... Sure your all there? Anyways, now your class, what're you thinking?" Melanoche asked.

"Hmmm. I'll take knight, plus assassin since human size gives me an extra."

"Oooh nice memory on you! Now for the last and bestone, the cheat! The light cheated, and now were going to too! Whatcha thinking?" Melanoche gestured toward the images, and the hybrid one was like a beacon in DL's vision.

"Hybrid, easy choice. I'll scoop up dragon, and for it's racial power I'll take final form. Seems fitting to me." He finished.

"And with this, your are anointed, babyized as the doom of light. But before you scourge earth and sky, we will reveal onto you the nature of your enemies, the accursed saintesses of light." Melanoche intones, describing the saintesses and their classes and abilities.

"Alright, thanks for everything I guess? I'm off to spill some blood I suppose."

"Oh I do like this one. I will definitely be keeping my eye on you." Melanoche giggles and they both fade away. DL feels his mind start to fall away. But quickly stops and a blinding light flashes to life in front of him.

'ugh, more talking? This one is all yours dude' DL thinks, retreating behind his alter ego. Logan blinked, and realized there was a freaking angel talking to him.

"You okay over there? I've been talking but you don't seem very... Here. I heard those perverts calling you DL, is that right?" The angel finishes.

"You heard them right, but I'm Logan. though, As one of those heros is from my world and my name comes with some... Baggage. So I'm gonna switch it up, thinking Theon Akavir sounds good. Let me guess, your here to convince me not to be a bad guy, right? Well don't bother, I'm on board. How do we stop these crazy chicks and DL from ruining another world?" The newly minted Theon asks.

"Well, yes. Names Ariel, by the way, and would you like to switch your core out for a light one?" He shows off three new cores.

"Ah yes please, the dark choices were all pretty bad. I'll take the beautiful one. Much better." Theon grinned.

"How about switching out that darkie race? I've got sev-" Ariel started, but Theon interrupted him.

"Nah. Hard pass. The ones DL picked don't seem all that inherently evil just monsterous, and your options look... Sucky. No offence." Theon smiles.

"Well, Okay then. How about some sacred oaths to help keep this 'DL' in line? He seems much more aggressive than you. Each one you take gets you two blessings and a Divine miracle" Ariel asked, as three lists appeared in front of Theon

"Hmmm... That's actually a good plan. I'll take respect sacred ground and eradicate the dark, which Will net me immaculate conception, god's eye, angelic protection, and humanity, but the one with a second form. DL might want to be a monster, but I'll pass, gonna stick with good ol'human, thank you. Oh. And for miracles, I'll take Enoch and mark of submission, wait it's changing? It turned into a circuitry themed pattern, Is that normal?"

"What? No, your core and races must be affecting it, it's supposed to be a small easily concealed mark, not this tattoo! Although, it looks like you'll have the choice of putting it on someone's upper abdomen or their bicep. Hopefully you haven't changed it any further...."

"I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Anything else?" Theon asked.

"Nope! Well, yes, since you took eradicate the dark,let me give you the scoop of all the leaders of the dark, so you know what your up against, them I'll let you get on with your new life." Ariel described the dark leaders, then waved goodbye and disappeared. Shortly after Theon felt his new body forming, then found himself floating high over his new world. He had a moment to look around, then all of a sudden he was plummeting towards the eastern coast of the main continent, and as he sped up, he could feel an electrical charge building up around him.