Things you people wouldn't believe.

Vornell's first thought, as the things inside strode out in greenish light, was that they were tall.

It was hard to judge size at his distance - he didn't have any idea of the scale of space-cucumber-ships - but they seemed tall.

And they also seemed to be made of the same sort of...bio-mechanical shapes as their ship.

Especially one part.

Vornell shrank behind the bush a little farther, and filmed the aliens. Their wide chests, long legs, wide hips, elongated heads, swaying tails, and...

He drew back, again, and rewatched the video. Just to make sure he wasn't hallucinating from the fumes. He paused, and zoomed in on what was between one's legs.

Yep.

That's a penis.

He looked up at the alien women again, then back down at his phone.

Definitely a penis.

What were the odds that aliens would fly through space in a penis-shaped ship, have penis-shaped heads, and have actual penises, just like people?

Well, not just like people. Not without surgical assistance. It was nearly too her knees.

Could he even post this? Where was the pixelation filter? Did aliens count as "animal nudity" by the site rules?

He looked up again, and one of the aliens looked at him.

It wasn't making eye contact. That would require both parties to have eyes. But if it did have eyes, it would've been looking directly at him.

It did have lips.

Was it...smiling?

It turned its head, hissed something to its sisters, and they all looked at Vornell and started walking toward him.