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Chapter 3 by Glouton L'Gourmand
How strong are the adventurers?
They're a joke.
The adventurers.....are really pathetic when you actually fight them. The female newbies is a wizard who apparently has a long history of friendly fire, judging by how many times she hits her companions, and the male newbie must have had Leeroy Jenkins as a mentor.
The third adventurer, however.....she's the one you need to watch out for. The way she moves, and how she seems to try to attack you....she's used to fighting bigger, more difficult bosses.
Luckily, you're not that big, and her swings keep missing you as you use that to your advantage
Despite how weak the adventurers are, it's actually a bit challenging, due to your low stats, since you can tank their shots, but can't deal out that much damage.
It starts with a simple Fireball spell aimed at you, as you jump out of the way and over the counter, blocking the exit, and slashing at the mage with Gula. The slash deals....20, maybe 30 damage to her. Hopefully, she's a stereotypical mage who put all of her points into Wisdom and Intellect...
The berserker charges at you, screaming bloody ****.
You step to the side and trip him, making him faceplant into the door. He takes 10 damage, and his pride gets punched in the fucking nuts. Fucking idiot.
The warrior, a fencer, judging by her style, slashes and stabs with her enchanted rapier, making you dodge and slash at her limbs to try to incapacitate her. You deal about 45 to 50 damage. She gets a lucky shot in, and you lose 50 health. Irrelevant. You can tank more than that.
It stays like this for a while. Dodge, stab, slash, repeat. You're hit a few times, yes, but not enough to put you in severe danger. The mage falls first, her being a glass cannon due to her naivete with her stat points. A few more slashes, and she disappears into motes of shimmering light. The berserker, seeing this, charges at you, screeching in rage.
You decapitate him with "Splitting Pain", and his body is just....gone.
And now it's just you and the fencer.
You wait.
You watch.
You look for any signs of her getting ready to attack you.
And from the way her eyes scan you, she's doing the same.
A second passes.
Two seconds.
Three.
And then....
What happens?
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Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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