The twins' digs

This so-called date is solely about sex and there's no point pretending otherwise. There are not many venues open in the morning, anyway, so it seems only logical that you suggest the girls take you to where they live. Your cautious stalking of the two lovelies has informed you that due to their close relationship, they've been allowed to share a room, which should be convenient, having two beds.

Astrid and Alice seem quite keen on the idea and soon your quartet is wending its way back through the college, four abreast wherever there's room, arm in arm, boy, girl, boy, girl, with you on one end, so both blondes can chat with the object of their infatuation on the way. Whichever one is next to you makes sure to glance your way frequently, to make sure you're not feeling neglected, but although the conversation of altos and organ stops holds no interest for you, the physical proximity of two of the most beautiful students in the whole university more than makes up for it.

Soon enough, you reach the towering concrete edifice that houses a significant number of the double rooms assigned to undergraduates. Nowadays, most students have individual accommodation, of course, but there are still many who get permission to share. In fact, now that the university is single sex, the authorities are much more relaxed about sharers than they were before you messed around with the Rulebook.

The Palmes are on the fourth floor and they lead the way, since the staircase is only suited to a single file in each direction. They walk backwards for much of the journey, so they can continue to talk to your companion on the way, their young legs making the ascent much more easily than your old ones, even backwards and in high heels. By the time you reach their floor, both you and Simon are close to winded and your hostesses considerately show you to the shared kitchen, where there are a couple of comfy chairs for guests, along with the usual hard wooden ones for the residents.

As you slump down into the welcoming faux leather, Astrid (or possibly Alice) asks whether you'd like a drink. It's a bit early for booze and fortunately Simon agrees, saying a nice cup of tea would be lovely. Alice (Astrid?) turns her attention to the kettle, whilst her sister turns one of the upright chairs to face you and perches on it to keep the conversation going. Simon is still a little short of breath and distracted by the choice of whether to look at the barely-contained breasts or scandalously exposed thighs displayed for his delectation, but the owner of said features of outstanding femininity fills the silence smoothly and with no awkwardness. For your part, you're happy to watch her sister making the tea, exquisite body barely concealed beneath her gossamer thin dress while she occasionally interjects a few words over her shoulder.

By the time the tea is brewed and poured, you and Simon have recovered somewhat and once both twins have worked together to transfer cups, saucers, spoons, milk and sugar to the table, you turn your attention to the reason you're here in the first place, suggesting a nice little strip tease might be a good start to the date.

Angelic smiles cross the two girls' faces and they hurry to obey, whilst Simon's jaw actually drops in amazement at your brazenness and the students' willingness to accommodate your perfectly unreasonable request. Astrid (you're pretty sure) stands in front of you and Alice (probably) takes up a similar spot in front of the producer of Chorister Today, both swaying in time to a wordless tune they spontaneously begin to hum and harmonize in unison. You suppose you shouldn't be surprised that singers would provide their own musical accompaniment.

The blonde stunners swish their dresses, showing more of their bodies, but since each is clearly only wearing one item of clothing, the strip part of the strip tease is not going to last very long. Simon is transfixed by the show, but you're more jaded and feel the performance is missing something.

"No, no," you exclaim, animatedly. "Strip together, as a pair!"

The siblings falter only for a moment, then sashay towards one another, gliding around seductively, running fingers down each other's arms and each loosening the other's dress, their gazes flitting between sister and spectators.