The sword and the bees

Male Voice (Spoilers): “ I ould say good to see you kid but I've been watching your channel for a while!.... Why do you keep fucking up!?”

Mark: “ My dad didn't teach me.”

Mark was surprised he could still be kicked in the balls as a ghost.

Spoilers: “ Your mom taught you plenty!!! You forget your basics then blame me like it's my fault that boobless bitchwig banished me from creation! I know you watched all my journals, you may not of known they were mine but still”

Mark: “ The way everyone acted I thought you ran off.”

Spoilers: “ From your moms! Forget the fact that they are all beyond gorgeous not to mention kinky. Your mother charged into hell,and waged war on heaven when she thought I died, what level of magic could save me from her!”

Mark: “ Thought she did that when Andra was dying and no one helped?”

Spoilers: “ It wasn't a one time thing! Why do you think she is banned from leaving the forest layer most of the time? Ever notice none of your other moms age? But back to the main story.”

Mark: “ What do you mean?”

Spoilers: “ We all want to know why your such a pussy. Eat too much?”

Mark chuckled “ I think it's genetic.”

Spoilers: “ Oh so you got jokes Mr. my friends keep getting beat up while I try to pull gods dick out my ass.”

Mark: “ That was like twice!”

Spoilers: “And your proud of that! If this wasn't a porn story we could have a long heartfelt talk about your issues but who wants to read that here. Just go and wield your power like you were born to do. Here's a hint think about what sex is, what it means to become one,”

Mark: “Are you telling me to fuck...”

Spoilers: “ I may be open minded but if you fuck a zombie possessed by the spirit of a pedophile, your out the family. Now go and … stop being stupid! Oh and tell your mom I said the triangle. it'll get you some space

Mark: “ Anything else?”

Spoilers: “ You know your “sword” right?”

Mark: “ Yeah?”

Spoilers: “ Is it.”

Mark: “ What?”

Spoilers: “ Exactly.

A confused Mark felt himself fall into something wet a wave of pain told him the impossible. Even Orcs died when they decapitated not to mention turned to liquid! But he could see and feel especially....

Mark: “ I'll just say my love was too strong to die.... glad no one else saw this.”

Spoilers ( laughing madly): “ He grew back dick first!!! the home of his soul is in his dick. I'm telling...... ! Damm this sucks well readers no more in chapter fourth wall breaks for a while I'm out!"

Mark could hear that Duke Vonewell was still ranting about losing out, giving him time to look at his sword lying thirty feet from him.

Mark: “ I don't know what dad meant and the way he said sword... Is it something else

????: “ Ladies and gentlemen the first thinking Gollantalk!”

Mark thought he heard

????: “ Well fuck, jinxed it! Okay dumb dumb just focus on the shiny.”

Mark glared at his sword that was cursing at him.

????: “ I'm not a … well at present I am , BUT I am not some ordinary hunk of mythical metal. I am Mary guardian weapon of HER, and you would do well to strike while the enemies are distracted.

Mark: “ Let me get my arms back first.

Mary: “ Pussy!!”

Mark was about to retort he could attack, when he noted how wrong he was.

Mark channeled magic into the sword as Mary chanted in some unknown tongue pulling even more magic into the sword as it rose into the air.