The hot tub.

Sliding into the hot tub you can't resist saying, "Pretty hot in this pool, oh and so is the water."

The blonde looks at you, smiles, and says, "Nice skirt."

For whatever reason, without even thinking you hear yourself say, "Thanks." Instantly you regret it as they both burst out laughing.

"What a little slut. Where is your bikini top slut? You know kids come down here sometimes, don't you think you should cover your tits?" The blonde says trying not to laugh.

The Allucian chimes in next, "Oh my god we should totally call security."

"Very funny, you know I'm a guy, this was the only swimsuit they had in lost and found." You tell them.

The blonde says with a wicked smile, "Bullshit, there is no way you are a man. Prove it."

"Yeah prove it. Show us your cock." Adds the blue skinned cutie.

"I am not pulling out my cock. Enough, it was funny, but enough is enough. I came here to relax."

"Sure you did slut. You slide in here with two innocent girls with your tits out hoping to have a lesbian threesome with your bare chest, cute little skirt, and slick pick up lines." The blonde says still smiling her wicked grin.

The other girl just repeats, "Show us your cock." Waiving her hands like a cheerleader.

It becomes a chant as the blonde joins in.