The girls demand privacy

Nina and Giovanna look at each other concerned. Nina eventually asks, "A fine young lady such as moi deserves privacy as a bare essential to hide her 'bare essentials' from prying eyes, yes?" and Giovanna adds, "On top of privacy, how am I supposed to get out of this one-piece wetsuit while wrapping a towel?"

Jezebel groans at these women who expect 'privacy' on her game show meant to expose them. Can't they embrace what their mommas gave them? "Fine. You want privacy? Then you can change into your birthday suits behind those bushes" She points to a pair of bushes only a few feet behind the girls. "And I guess we can have the two crew members in charge of pouring water for this challenge hold your towels up for you while you undress like an MMA weigh-in...but no promises that we can cover everything up!"

"In charge of the Ta-Ta tribe will be fittingly buxom Melissa! She's the vixen who was in charge of building this stunning sauna, so let's give her a round of applause!" The girls applaud Melissa as she takes a bow, her DD-Cup breasts nearly spilling out of her top. Jez looks over to Bethany, the scriptwriter, who hastily scratches out what's written on Jez's cue cards and writes something else.

"Yeowch! It looks like our other pourer who tested the challenge is still recovering from the sauna's heat back in her hotel!" Jez forces herself to smile despite this setback. She raises her arm over her forehead like a sailor searching for land, peers over at the crew behind the cameras, and then gets a mischievous grin as she lunges over to the nearest camera.

"Michael, get over here!" Jez returns, dragging back a lanky, nerdy guy with thick rimmed glasses. Michael is too shocked that an intern like him was even noticed, to even register being dragged in front of the camera, Jezebel, and sixteen ladies who look like OnlyFans models. Not that he would know anything about OnlyFans, of course.

"Ladies, this is Michael, the newest member of our camera crew, and he'll be covering your Bun-Buns!” Jez giggles at her double wordplay. "He's also the only guy on this island, so girls, don't get too hot and heavy before this challenge has even begun!"