The gift of speech (and sex)!

Magical beast: You are a magical beast! This means you have access to a mana pool and a limited number of spells, and posses the gift of speech.

The gift of speech? What did... The gods had given you the ability to talk?! This was too good to be true! You tried to think of something to say, but in your surprise you couldn't come up with anything. "What should I say?" You say, before suddenly realizing that you've spoken aloud, and jump to your feet. "Wait, I just talked!! I can talk! I can talk!" You cavort around your cave for several minutes, repeating this over and over. Eventually, you bounce so enthusiastically that you smack your head into a wall. It doesn't do any damage, but the shock brings you back to your senses. You realize that you've been jumping around shouting like a launtic for the past 15 minutes, and feel a good deal of embarrassment, but it's overwhelmed by the lingering wonder you feel at finally being able to speak.

Wonder aside, you begin combing through your stats page for anything else you might have missed. You find nothing, and are about to close the pop-up with mixed feelings of disappointment and relief when you get to the top and get your third major suprise for the day, in the form of one word:

Explicit

Explicit? You've seen that before. It mentions that the character that had it as a subtype could have sex. It's just that it had never applied to you before. But that isn't right, to be explicit you'd have to have a dick... You quickly bend your head down and look between your legs. Sure enough, you can see a pair of furry balls hanging behind an equally furry sheath. You can just see the tip of your new cock poking out of it. I wonder what it looks like. Your thoughts are answered when your new equipment begins to harden, producing an astoundingly pleasurable sensation. Your new intelligence allows you to judge it's size at around seven inches and flared at the tip (though the last two inches are hidden by your sheath). You stare at this shocking development for several seconds before saying "well I guess that explains the Appearance stat at least."

You pull your head up and begin to pace about your cave, erect cock dangling. Okay, so I've got magic and a dick. You think. Those are both good things. Now what are you going to do with them? Thinking aloud you say "The first thing I have to do is get my bed back." That should be a good start. What else? Well, you need to test out your new magic and maybe put together a something at your cave entrance to slow down marauding adventurers. It won't be much but it'll at least be something. Anything else? You have a feeling you're forgetting something. Oh yes, you think as your new dick gives a throb, I'm going to have to do something about that.