The butt of a joke

Gina admired her body in her full length mirror. "Perfect," she said to herself. She admired her 34-26-34 body. "Not a slutty bimbo, not a shapeless beanpole," she said.

She froze. The world froze.

A voice spoke in the silence. "You make an ass of yourself daily, Gina. For every lie you tell, your hips will expand an inch. For every insult you give, your butt will expand an inch. Have fun, ass!"

The world zoomed back into motion, and Gina put on a pair of tight fitting jeans and a pink t-shirt and headed to school.