The Wildgirls, for a bit

As soon as Delisha was gone, Shannon turned to Tawnee and smirked.

"Tahld ya, lass. she's gahne 'ahllywood ahn oehs. Cares mahre abooeht de dahpehead and dat ahriental dan abooeht 'er mates now."

"Shan, ye can't talk like dat."

"We're poehnk rahckers lass we can talk 'owever de bloody 'ell we like. all Del 'as to do is treat oehs like 'er equals, 'ell, i'd be 'appy if she joehst remembered oehs at all mahre ahften. Boeht dat remends me, I gaht an idea."

Tawnee just stared at Shannon and blinked a few times.

"Delesha wahn't wahrry abooeht oehs oehntil we 'ave dat tag match against 'er and Juice, and stayin choehffed abooeht de 'ardcahre tetle, so we've gaht a lahng time to do whatever we want to do. boeht de 'ardcahre tetle's 24/7, right? And she's in Japan fahr de Ahlympecs? Well, who says we can't take a referee wit oehs and bring de tetle back? look, we'll joehst take it frahm Melessa, whoever gets it brengs it back, and when we're back in de states we poeht it oehp in a 3 way wit del, no 'arm, no fooehl."

"Shan, I know yer de smart one boeht yer messin' de fahrest fahr de trees. Japan is Tifa's territahry."

"...shite!" Shannon yelled.

"What?"

"We've gaht a doehmb jahck bembo fahr a champion who can't defend against sex attacks in anahther league's territahry wit a belt she 'as to defend 24/7 and you say what? Dere's no way she's goin to even make it 'ahme frahm Japan wethooeht 'elp!"

"You dink it's dat bad?"

"We kept wahrkin 'ere fahr Tanya Mcvan even dooehgh we never get to do anythin and ooehr band leader disrespects oehs because it's stell a better deal wahrkin fahr Tifa in Japan ahr Megan Mcvan in de euro league. Tanya's mahre bark dan bite as lahng as you're naht a Loehv. Tifa's naht."

Tawnee furrowed her brow. "I know Tifa's naht a Loehv. at least I dahn't dink she is... you never know dooehgh."

"Dat's naht what I meant. Oi..." Shannon put her face in her hands. "I dahn't know abooeht you, and I can't believe I'm sayin dis, boeht I dink we need to go to Japan to 'elp Melessa."