The Video Tells The Truth

"Hey we have half an hour before Lunch can you finish your tale before then?"

"One one way to find out!"

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“Let’s give Karen a great big hand folks!” Applause welcomes her as I help her up onto the stage and get her seated in the chair I provided. “Alright ready Karen?” She nods her head and i begin waving a gold coin like a pendulum back and forth pass her eyes “Karen just concentrate on the coin and drift off to sleep!” A few seconds pass then her eyes droop and a light snoring can be heard from her. The remaining audience giggle and some one cries out “Make her cluck like a chicken!”

I whisper my instructions into Karen’s ears only loud enough for the video cam to pick up, To the audience “Karen I want you when you wake up to say that I am a fake but accept my offer to take you home!" I use the standard line about when I snap my finger. On screen she wakes and can be heard accepting my offer to take her home.

Cut to the interior of my limo “Sorry you didn’t get the experience from my show that I could use as an endorsement of my ability!”

“Sorry if I’m not as gullible as others who attend your show!”

Cut to the interior of her home “What a lovely house Karen, Woof!

“Thank you! Yawning “I’m going to bed why don’t you use my guest room for the night as my way of saying thanks for the ride home!” Taking my video camera from my hand she goes upstairs to her room

1:06 AM the camcorder picks up “Meow mewooorwww!” Followed by “Damn neighbour cat!” She up out of bed going to her top drawer in her dresser, returning to the bed with a vibrator. First she uses her fingers to excite herself then after her juices begin to come she switches to the vibtstor. Moving it into her slow and deep at first than working it faster. As the time stamp on the screen advances so doesn’t her speed until she rapidly sawing the vibrator in and out like a piston in a car’s motor.

1:28 she arches her back and pulls the vibrator completely out, spraying a stream of her juice clean down the length of the bed. “Oh god that’s just what The mentalists said I needed!” Going back to bed!

She shuts off the camcorder and turns to me “I remember it all now!” Backing away from me “What else did you do to me?”

“Nothing Karen!” Taking her hand “All I want from you for this point on is an testimony of my abilities!”

“You, you have it!”

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"Wow not what I was expecting who would have guessed a moral mentalists!" Moving his chair back "And look just in time to go join the lunch crowd!