The Trio

Warren Meers took his time as he sighted his target. He didnt want to miss his shot. The yammering of his minions was distracting him slightly.

"But why him?" Andrew whined.

Warren looked away from his target and back to his least useful minion. "Because we didnt make this. We dont know if it will work. If we tested it on the Slayer and something weird happened, outside of what is supposed to happen, we want to be facing the one normal member of the Slayer's team. Not the one with powerful magic spells or the one with superstrength and speed."

"That." Jonothan pointed to Warren.

"Right." Andrew nodded. "I guess he does deserve it for leaving Anya at the alter. That was really shitty."

Jonothan and Warren both nodded in agreement. Warren went back to looking at his target. Xander Harris sat listlessly on his couch drinking beer after beer. It seemed whatever had happened at the wedding that wasnt had screwed him up too.

"Is it even going to work from this far away?" Andrew asked. "We're on the other side of the street, in another building. Will it still work?"

Warren sighed.

"We seem to be inside the requirements provided." Jonothan answered, then frowned, "Although there is mention of less than optimal effects at distance."

"Guys... shut up and let me do this." Warren checked the database that they had access to. "This is it? This is all we got?"

"Sunnydale's zoo isnt that big. They dont even have any elephants. We scanned what animals we could." Jonothan answered. "They did have spotted Hyenas."

"That matters why?" Warren asked.

"Seven inch clitoris." Jonothan answered.

Andrew shuddered, "Which female Hyena's give birth thru. Ick. Apparently its fatal a lot of the time."

Warren blinked. "Your kidding me."

Andrew and Jonothan shook their heads.

Warren blinked again. "Well, that'll be useful against the Slayer if this thing actually works. Especially if I crank the sensitivity all the waaaay up." He muttered to himself.

"Any suggestions?" Warren asked his minions as he tried to decide what to inflict on thier target.

"The boar we scanned... did you know that boar and pigs have a corkscrew shaped penis?" Andrew asked.

Warren looked away from the screen to Andrew, "Seriously?"

Andrew nodded his head.

Warren snorted, "Well... I mean... corkscrew... we gotta... right?"

Andrew and Jonothan shrugged but both looked slightly amused at the idea.

"Right." Warren made his selection. "Boar penis. Ultra sensitivity." He sighted his target and got ready to pull the trigger. "And here we... go!"