The Slimy Devourer

A few adventurers were walking around the forest..

“Where are we going?!” Demanded a gothic elf angrily..

“We’re heading to some cultists base from some pub owner claiming they’ve been stealing his ****!” Said a heroic swordsmen

“Meh it could be worse!” Said a witch woman wearing a tiger skin hood over her body..

“How?” Asked the gothic elf

“MERGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

The three adventurers looked around confused by the massive roar..

Tons of forest animals started to run only for weird slimy tentacles to grab them and shove them into its body..

The Gothic Elf and the Swordsmen looked in shock at the gigantic slime moving around..

“Apparently that!” Said the Witch pulling out some rum and taking a shot while she ran along with the other three of them..

“What the hell is that?!”

“I’m assuming…. Brappp….. that’s the cultists pet project come to kill us!” Said the witch finishing her drink..

The gothic elf looked around furiously..

“WHERES HENRY?!”

“Henry, I thought you left him at the pub!”

The Gothic elf then realized this and cursed herself..

“Why couldn’t you just leave there?” Asked the witch

They got on a giant battle cat and rode off to the pub avoiding the Giga Slimes Tentacles..

Only for the witch to get taken away by them..

“HELENA!!!” Shouted the gothic elf

“Ohh well, let’s hope this slime can get me high or something before I die!” She said accepting her end..

They made it to the pub to see Henry with the pub keeper..

“And so I said to the orc, I’m not a man, I’m hungry!!”

“Hahahahaha!!”

“You know, I think I’m really starting to like here, I don’t think I ever leave!” Said Henry turning his seat to see the Gothic Elf and The Swordsmen..

“Ahhh Bitch tree and Umm…. Bitch face?” He said trying to remember their names..

“Bertie!” Said the gothic elf

“Balrog!!” Said the swordsmen

“Ahhh whatever!” Said Henry ready to take a swing..

Only for Bertie to slap the shot out of his hand..

“Hey what are—!!”

“Your sister is begin digested by a giant slime!!”

“Ahhh no worries, she’s pretty capable when she’s not drunk!”

“But she already took a swing while we were chased!!”

“….. How much?”

“One Bottle!!”

“Arghhh….. alright fuck…. Give me here!!” Said Henry getting off his and giving his arms a good old stretch..

He pulled out some potions from a belt and mixed them together with any disregard for his life..

He went outside to see the Giga Slime as it roared at him, spewing a few slime bits at him..

Henry looked at the slime unfazed as he just threw his mixed up potion at the Giga Slime nonchalantly..

He then walked back into the pub as the Giga Slime suddenly suddenly exploded into many tiny slimes..

The slimes all ran away from the adventurers leaving you and Helena behind on the ground covered in slime..

Helena woke up annoyed..

“HELENA!!!!” Said both Balrog and Bertie happily

“That didn’t even make me high or horny…” said Helena disappointed walking into the pub..

You start to get up and look at Bertie and Balrog confused..

“Umm… hi?” You said to them trying to stand up only to slip on your still dead legs and slimes..

Bertie and Balrog looked at you and decide to take you into the pub..

“Hey Helena, how’s the slime I hear their slime makes for good ****…”

“I didn’t even get high from that, it’s like the shaved ice of ****!” Said Helena sighing

Balrog and Bertie came in with you..

“Ohh goodie, one lone bitch survived!”

“Yeah and….. noooo you can’t fuck her!!” Said Balrog looking at Henry smiling at you

“Not like you’ll ever get to it…. Ahem Tease!” He said as Helena pulled out some sliver for the pub owner..

“I’ll take Come Shot!!” She said eagerly

Balrog looked at you hopeful…

1.) Balrog tires to kiss you to wake you up only for Henry to want in..

2.) You wake up “pretending” to have amnesia so they’ll leave you alone..

3.) You actually have amnesia..

4.) Comment anything else that should happen?