Pretending to have amnesia

You wake up to hear some weird chatter..

“How was that girl not devoured yet?!”

“Maybe she’s got like….. super slimes powers…”

“Don’t be ridiculous Henry..”

“Whatever Elf Lady, but what I wanna know is if she’s willing to suck my dong…”

“Hey Umm… I think she’s coming too…”

“WHAT!!!”

Balrog looked to see you waking up..

“Huh…. What is this?” You asked confused.

“You were stuck in some giant gelatinous glob!!” Said Bertie

You remember…. Those cultists were so dead set on you building them an army…

“Ohhh shit, if they realize I was the conduit for those slimes….. they’ll probably keep me as a captive or worse…..!” You think to yourself.

“Hello…. Can you tell us your name miss?”

“I….. don’t remember…. Who am I?” You said so convincingly..

“Shit she’s got amnesia!” Said Balrog

“Hey…. Slime Lady can…. We…. Fuck?!” Asked Henry getting drunk with his sister.

“Fuck Sake Henry, we’re trying to help her!!”

“Ohhh fuck me…. Fuck you Im trying to get it on and you’re cock blocking me, you flaccid dick fool!!”

Henry and Balrog started to get in a bar fight while the pub owner came back angrily…

“OWWEEE, YOURE STILL HERE, GET MY **** BACK YOU FUCKS, FOR GOD SAKE YOU BLEEDING ME DRY ITS NOT LIKE THIS SHITS CHEAP OUT IN FUCKING FOREST FILLED WITH SLIMES AND CREEPS WITH ROBES!!!”

During all the commotion you decide to crawl and slip past everyone fighting until…

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