The Poop Chute!

"The Fuck?!" Ashe grimaces at the smell as she shakes her head "What?" as Claire just stands slightly confused.

"You two aren't going to like this very much...but it's our only way." you throw the mace to the side "There's no plumbing here. So basically you use the bathroom down this little hole here." You point at the now opened up bigger hole "Your waste will slide down the side of the castle and down into the mote." you smile once more "Usually you can't fit into it...which is why I just bashed the fuck out of it, ya know, to break it open, so we could fit!" your toothy smile beaming with pride "We're basically going to slide down this shit and piss infested slide, into the disgusting mote below!"

The girls look stunned, their eyes go wide as their mouths drop.

"Come on, let's go! No time to waste!!!" you say with more urgency

The girls just look at each other, their mouths still dropped open.

"He can't be fucking serious?" Ashe questions Claire

Claire is just speechless.."Uhh..." she's shaking her head slightly "Umm..."

"I've been in the mote before." you're getting angry now "This mote, connects to the outer mote, which connects to the slums, which connects to the outer city." you let out of a huff of air "I know this because...well, uhh, no time for that. Just trust me, okay?"

"Oh lord..." Claire groans "He's serious..." shaking her head as Ashe.

"Stop being such stuck up bitches!" you yell "If you want to live, you're going to suck up your dignity and go down this shit slide!"

The girls just look at each other again, their eyebrows raising. Their trance is broken quite quickly as more and more pounding is happening on the front door. It won't be long before it's destroyed.

Claire and Ashe walk up to you, standing next to the broken hole in the ground, looking down this chute that is just covered with shit stains & wet urine. Ashe gags hard as the air smells even worse.

"This stays between us." Claire grabs your shoulder, glaring into your eyes "Got it!" she states with authority as her eyes now look towards Ashe, burning into her deep.

"Mhmm..." Ashe hums while nodding, not wanting to open her mouth anymore.

Claire walks up to the edge, shaking her head once more at what she's about to do, her head turns, looking at you, seeing you beam with pride, so happy you found an escape "You're an idiot." she says "A god damn genius of an idiot." she smiles as she gives herself a small jump down the chute, sliding on her back down the disgusting side of the castle, straight down into the filthy mote below.

Ashe plugs her nose, her throat still contracting as she's trying her best not to throw up. She gets to the edge and away she goes!

You wait around just another few seconds, laughing to yourself. "Ladies first..." you chuckle "Ladies first so they clear off all the fresh shit and piss so I get a cleaner ride down..." you grin as you take the leap down the poop chute into the mote below.