The Miz No-E Rap !

The following week, Debbi had hardly entered the lecture room before she was surrounded by Jody and Lynn. "No-E, we've got your rap all ready for you" Jody enthused. "What ? Er, I'm sorry, I'm not with you." Debbi was confused. "Don't say you've forgotten ? You said you'd do a rap for us if I wrote one ?" Jody reminded her. "The Miz No-E rap !" she pointed at the board, where MIZ NO-E was emblazoned in large letters. Debbi did remember now and how she had not wanted to come across as stuffy and stand offish to the students. "Oh yeah, right, fine" she said. Lynn and Jody stepped back and looked at the formal business suit Debbi was wearing, complete with a significantly longer skirt this week. "But this is no good, we have to get you looking like a rap chick" Jody decided. "Let's get this skirt off !"

"No, stop, wait, what're you doing ?" Debbi protested but Lynn had already deftly unzipped the skirt which was now pooling at Debbi's feet. "Ugh, tights again, that's no good either" Jody continued her assessment of Debbi's attire. "No, stop, wait" Debbi repeated but Lynn already had the pantyhose down around her knees ! The other seven students were just looking on in amusement. "Nice knickers" Jody at least approved of Debbi's white lace thong. Before Debbi had a chance to catch her breath, the makeover was complete as her jacket was removed and her blouse tied up in a bow leaving her midriff bare. "That's a lot better" Jody concluded !

"Now, up on the desk. Saeed's created a kind of karaoke screen with the lyrics." In less than five minute since entering the room, Debbi was now standing on the desk in front of the students, dressed in only her knickers and an abbreviated blouse, peering at the lyrics she was now expected to perform ! "OK, off you go" said Jody. "We'll clap out the rhythm." Debbi awkwardly began to chant....

"Look at me, I'm Miz No-E

Dancin' in my knickers for the world to see

Ev-ery-body's lookin' at me

Look at me, I'm Miz No-E

Look at me, I'm a girl on a mission

Standin' on the desk, showin' y'all my kitten

I used to be a big exec

But then I thought, oh what the heck

What you see's what you get, ain't nuthin' fake

Look at my booty, look at it shake

Everyone watch while it gyrate

Wiggle and a wobble like jelly on a plate

Look at me, I'm Miz No-E

Dancin' in my knickers for the world to see

Ev-ery-body's laughin' at me

Look at me, I'm Miz No-E

Miz No-E, touring all the cities

Standin' on the table shakin' my titties

Miz No-E, Miz No-E, ev-ery-body lookin' at me

Dancin' in my knickers, dancin' in my knickers, dancin' in my knickers for the world to see !"

"Well, that was a bit crap wasn't it ?" was Jody's verdict, as the rest of the class was collapsed in laughter. "Surely you've seen rap videos on MTV ? Do it again. But now you know the words, let's have some attitude, really shake that ass !"