The Largest Crossover Event In History

I woke up, woke up from bed. I feel something wet on my dick, like a tongue.

My mother was licking my dingalang.

"Mother? Why art thou lick lick my dick dick?"

"Oh son," My mother moaned out. "Oh my beautiful son, oh my son."

"Yes yes I'm your son, get with it bitch."

"Oh my son, my big big big son."

"....."

"I love you so much."

"So?"

"I'm sorry for not telling you earlier. But you actually have a lot of brothers."

"How many?"

Just then, riding on skateboards, an infinite amount of six packed men - I mean - 18 year olds, come through the door.

"Sup, mom," said John Doe #237. "Care to suck on my dick?"

"Sorry John Doe #237." Mom said. "I'm busy right now."

"Yo, mom," said John Doe #1, the original mythical John Doe. "It's normal for you to suck my ding-a-dong."

"That's cheating," said Johnny Doe. "Some John Doe's don't feature in Mind Control stories, so a majority of us can't do that."

"Sucks to be you," said Jotaro Doe.

"That's rude, don't you think," said Joseph Doe. "We, the John Doe Collective. Must think about the collective before ourselves."

"Fuck that," said Giorno Doe. "I wanna suck dick too."

"Forgot about the gay John Doe's," said Josuke Doe.

"Wait, how are you all fitting inside my room?" said the John Doe from this chapter. "Get out man."

"Don't you mean _our _room, comrade?" said Joseph Stallin Doe.

"Also, why are you named after Jojo characters?" said John Doe, original to this chapter.

"Why not?" said a voice up in the heavens.

"I hate you all," John Doe, OTTC, said.

"Don't you mean hate us all?" said Joseph Stallin Doe as the Soviet Union theme started playing in the background.