Splooge McDuck

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Splooge McDuck was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: up your ass

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: hang (out with) degenerates

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: the ruler i use to measure my cock

My favorite word for "penis" is: Cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Pussy

I write erotica because: i want to splooge

In conclusion, I am: the splooge man