It's a Joke

"Honestly," I sighed on my chair. "You guys are the **** of me."

"This story that I have created here."

"This story, Generic CHYOA Story, or whatever it's called, is a work of satire and humour."

"It's written in the tags, it's a comedic story picking fun at other stories."

"Some of you may be wondering why I decided to write this story. Was it for profit? An easy way to write chapters?"

"Nein, nein, nein."

"I created it as a crack fic of some sorts. A story in which I can deliver funny hahas and shit."

"A way to criticize lazy people writing two paragraph stories by writing two paragraph stories."

"Anyway, that's all for now."

"Make sure to like and share and use coupon code 'CHYOAISREALLYGREAT' to get 50% off your purchase."

"Now," I looked downwards. "Can you please stop biting my dick off? It hurts very much."

"Sorry," said the vampire, holding what appeared to be my wiener. "I've not had sausage in years."

I stared back to the camera. "Sorry guests, it appears as if I am now penis-less. Goodbye and farewell."