Pick Up The Pen, I mean, Keyboard

"Sigh."

"Why are you sighing?" Asked......Generic Name.

"I'm sighing cause I want to. I heard it's very edgy and shit to sigh."

"Then continue on then."

"Sigh."

"What's wrong now?"

"I can't seem to get any motivation nowadays."

"Care to explain?"

"It's just, I read other people's stories on this site and they're all so much better than me."

"Really?"

"Not all of them, but most of them are. It just makes me jealous when I see their amazing stories."

"And it makes you mad?"

"No, not exactly. It makes me envious almost."

"Then, will you quit this site?"

"No, I still love it. It's a platform as to which I can express my perverted desires through writing, a thing to which I can't do to my own writing, you know?"

"So, TLDR, you like the site."

"Yeah."

"Crisis solved then."

"You can say that. I guess I just have to improve from here on out."

"Yeah, you can take the stories you like and use them as motivation and inspiration for your work."

"Isn't that just plagiarism?"

"Who cares. I've read over a thousand Mind Control stories with the same premise so just do whatever you think would be right for you."

"This is some good advice."

"I am your best friend."

"And I am yours."

"Wanna fuck?"

"Abso-fucking-lutely."

"You bring the lube and I'll bring the duck."

"Make sure to lube the duck beforehand, I don't want to repeat what happened yesterday."

"Okay, mister."

"Also, don't forget to buy some olive oil."

"Oh kinky, are we? Using it as lube?"

"No dummy. Didn't you know? I invited Guest TV show, award winning chef, owner of more than five restaurants, Gordon Ramsay?"

"Really? Since when did you know him?"

"Found him besides a trash can, but that's not important. We have to make ourselves look presentable for him."

"Sure, can do."

"So, wanna fuck?"

"You bring the cheese and I'll bring the knife."