The Hypocrite

Evanna Shallwell was president of the Student Baptist Union, and when in a group of her friends, she was a perfect Christian woman, but if she was alone with someone she did not like, she was mean and petty. And Etta, Megan, and Lilith had heard from a reliable source Evanna had fucked her youth pastor on a mission trip after her senior year in high school.

Evanna's dad was a preacher, and her mom was running for a local school board seat back in their hometown, and her campaign was about "putting God back in school, and keeping groomers and porn out."

They found Evanna at the library.

Evanna looked up then looked around to see if anyone else was in earshot. "Oh, look, it's the Satanic sisters. Shouldn't you be drinking fetus blood or fucking devil horns?"

"The mouth on you," said Lilith. "Such a foul word from a good Christian girl."

"What the hell do you skanks want?" asked Evanna. "You want to recruit me to some devil worshipping orgy?"

The three witches just smiled.