The H.M.M.E Questionnaire

The H.M.M.E. Questionnaire, or Harem Maker and Male Enhancement Questionnaire, from afar looks like a paper form, such as for the census or some other bureaucratic questionnaire, easily unnoticed. It's always on a clipboard, in a binder, or otherwise some location that ensures it is well stored for its intended user. When a suitable target finds the form, they will feel compelled to fill it out at the nearest opportunity, and answer with complete honesty every single question on the form. A suitable target must be a male of legal age who is sexually attracted to women. Unsuitable targets immediately give the form to someone who is suitable upon seeing it.

What the form does depends on how the questions in it are answered. The questions change subtly depending on who has the form, but primarily focus on whether the guy is in a sexual relationship, how fulfilling that sexual relationship is, whether he thinks he is sexually desirable, and similar such questions. These questions are scored by the form, not that the guy filling out the form knows this, and the final score determines how much the form will do.

If the guy filling out the form reveals himself to be in a healthy sexual relationship, then upon completing the form he will immediately give it to another suitable target. Whenever the form is passed on this way, all of its questions will be blank again, even if someone answered in pin, sharpie, or an otherwise hard to erase writing implement. However, if the guy filling out the questionnaire isn't in a healthy sexual relationship, the effects of the form change dramatically depending on how low his score is.

If the guy mostly scores well on the form, and just lacks a sexual relationship, he'll get a quick physical touchup to make him more attractive, some confidence to make it easier for him to approach women, and a desire to go fix his lack of a relationship. However, as the score gets worse, the effect of the form gets more dramatic, and at suitably low scores, the most dramatic intervention will happen: The arrival of an H.M.M.E. agent.

The H.M.M.E. agent looks like a smartly dressed government official, insurance agent, or C-suite executive as she wears business casual clothing, often talks in a cold, formal manner, and shows up with an official looking clipboard. However, women will find themselves unable to disobey her, regardless of how humiliating or degrading her commands are, and any man who attempts to interfere with the goals of the agent is turned into a woman themselves. In addition she can alter the bodies of anyone she comes into contact with through just touch. This ability has no limits, ranging from breast and ass expansion to adding impossible additions, such as giving the guy who filled out the H.M.M.E. questionnaire a never ending supply of cum. Finally, the agent is impossible to arrest or punish, regardless of how flagrantly illegal her actions are, as her actions are not only tolerated, but highly respected by police, military, and all other government officials, security services, etc., All of these abilities are used to accomplish four goals:

1. Completely transforming the poor guy's body into that of an irresistibly sexy human male,
2. Transforming his dick to be well hung, have cum so tasty its addictive, and to possess a high degree of fertility,
3. Building a suitably large harem of women to take care of his needs,
4. Loading up the guy who completed the H.M.M.E. questionnaire with kinks, a shockingly high libido, and other changes to ensure he takes care of said harem for the rest of his life. Being a harem master is now the guy's sole, and highest calling, until his dying day.

Upon completion of the agent's goals, she will retrieve the form, wish the guy good luck, and set out to deliver the form to another suitable target. When she leaves, everyone except the guy who filled out the form will view their reality as normal, and be happy with the changes brought by the H.M.ME. agent.