The Guests Arrive

Before you are able to think of a solution, you hear the doorbell ring. In a matter of seconds, a stream of newly-graduated high schoolers flood through the front door and overtake the backyard. At your new reduced height your find yourself helplessly adrift amongst a forest of bodies. As more people get into the pool, the crowd thins and you are able to see and move freely again.

The scene before you is something straight out of a movie. Pop music pounding from a boom-box. Men playing with women in the pool in a thinly veiled attempt to get their bikinis to fall off. Future frat boys and sorority girls are holding a competition to see who can get **** poisoning the quickest. Attractive women in scandalous bikinis line the deck chairs, as muscle-bound hunks vie for their attention. You find your eyes lingering less on the the woman and more on the hunks. Across the pool, you see your sister Gwen and her cheerleader friends chatting away.