The Gremlin takes the bait!

After several interruptions from passengers who needed to use the bathroom, things finally settled down as Jim and Donna waited patiently for their prey to appear. In fact, the wait got so boring Jim decided to use his waiting time to count the sheets in a roll of Scott toilet paper. He was actually very surprised to find out there were, indeed, one thousand sheets on a roll.

Meanwhile Donna had busied herself with cleaning the galley. It was her third time around cleaning the place when it finally happened. From out of thin air the Gremlin appeared right behind her.

Before Donna could do anything, her skirt was down around her ankles on the floor. She turned to face the Gremlin, and let out a scream at the sight of its hideous face. "It's stripping me!" she yelled.

Jim tried to open the door of the head quickly, and ended up accidentally locking himself in. He fumbled with the door for a few precious moments before he decided to kick the door in. With a bag, the door to the head flew off, hitting the Gremlin square in the back of the head, totally incapacitating the little bugger as it sniffed Donna's panties.

Jim couldn't believe his eyes. There stood a totally naked Donna, trying her best to cover her lady bits with her arms and hands. She had such a lovely, curvy body that Jim couldn't take his eyes off of her.

Donna rushed over to Jim. "Thank God you got out here in time. He was just about ready to poke me with his long, funny fingers!" She didn't care about her nudity any more, she was saved! She threw her arms around Jim's neck, and hugged him tight.

"I'm just glad I could help" said Jim as he reciprocated Donna's hug. "But why are you so afraid of his long, funny fingers?"

"Believe me, if you had a vagina, you'd understand" was the only answer Donna gave him.

Narrator:

"For James Shatner what was once imagination lay on the floor, ****, and now a reality. Smashed to pieces was his fear of flying, only to be replaced with an obsession to count sheets on a roll of toilet paper. But what is real, and what is fiction? What are fears, and what is obsession? The answers lie somewhere deep within The Twilight Zone."

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