The Calendar

SERIES 1 EPISODE 6 DAY 2

The Brigata are still collapsed on the ground. Panfilo (Ed) is trying to sneak a peek up any dress in which he perceives an opening. A recovering Filomena (Xenia) opens with “I hope I am speaking for all of us, but perhaps we should finish the day with a shorter story. Maybe one with a few less characters? Fiammetta, I am sure you can provide some spice.”
The blonde (Eva) replies “Spice? Well I can give you a tale of pirates …”

We are introduced to Riccardo, a judge in Pisa, who ambles around the one of the most famous Piazzas in the world eyeing up every pretty girl. He explains to a colleague that he wants to marry the most beautiful young woman he can find. At his colleague’s suggestion he hosts a dinner for all the leading Pisans who have daughters renowned for their looks and he chooses Bartolomea (Xenia).

On their wedding night Riccardo is very excited but unfortunately part of him is not. His new wife spends a long time sucking and pulling his wizened member against her nipples until it is eventually hard enough. She mounts him and he cums weakly inside the sex goddess. He immediately falls asleep leaving his unsatisfied bride to exclaim “Our famous bell tower is more upright than thou!”

The next day the under-performing judge tells his wife “I am a very pious man and I cannot make love to thee on any saint’s day or a Sunday or any other holiday. I assure thou that this is usual for a man in my position.” Bartolomea is shown in her bed chamber, examining a calendar with most of the days crossed out, getting into her bed and pulling a large dildo from under the pillow. She masturbates to a climax. Riccardo walks in and confiscates it, taking care to lick it clean, causing his wife to start crying “My only friend, my only friend!”

Neifile (Selena) cuts in “What is this instrument thou dost tell of?”
Pampinea (Monica) helps out “A wooden cock. I will show thee mine later”. The eyes of the younger girls noticeably widen.

Riccardo and Bartolomea are on a fishing trip in separate boats, when the women’s boat is boarded by pirates. They capture the women and allocate them with their captain, Paganin (Dione), choosing Bartolomea. Once inside the captain’s cabin, the abductee tears open her dress revealing her ample bosom and says “Ravage me!” For a second Paganin is taken aback, but then quickly undoes his braies as her clothes fall to the ground.

She lies back and he pounces on her with his instantly rigid penis impaling her on the bed. The action is extremely noisy and his piston like motion does not stop until they give out their loudest screams. After she tells the pirate about the silly calendar, we cut to a montage of sex between the pair in many positions in many locations. She is seen satisfyingly staring at an unmarked calendar.

Riccardo, with his mates who had also lost their wives, tracks the lovers to Monaco. An outnumbered Paganin agrees to let husband and wife talk in private. The Pisan hands over her favourite toy saying she can use her ‘friend’ whenever she wants. Bartolomea informs the judge she is enjoying life with the pirate and that her appetites are being sated in a way they were never before. Reluctantly he acquiesces and leaves.

Riccardo is shown in a asylum, pointing at the crotch of a female visitor, yelling “The evil hole observes no holidays”. Meanwhile Paganin has his cock embedded in Bartolomea’s anus while she works her dildo in the opening below. He then withdraws and cums on her back.

Back in the mansion the Brigata have seconded, a naked Pampinea demonstrates the use of a dildo to her students, Lauretta (Kate), Neifile and Elisa (Ariana). The episode finishes with a close-up of the masturbator’s joyful face.