Bum and Dumber

SERIES 1 EPISODE 7 DAY 3

Filostrato (Jason) begins “As king I …”
Neifile (Selena) interrupts “Who made thee King?”
Filomena (Xenia) “I did, as was my right as Queen. It seemed that the rest of ye had more important things to do”. Lauretta (Kate) glances sheepishly at Elisa (Ariana) who avoids her gaze.
“But I want to be Queen” whines Neifile
“I am happy to defer” offered Filostrato “If thou would show thy royal bottom”
“Fine” said the young girl and with that she turns and raises up her skirt so that all might gaze on pleasantly round rear. There is plenty of applause and Neifile turns around and curtseys.

“See how easy it is to win power from a man” educates Pampinea (Monica).
“None has lost here” beams Filostrato.
“Since I am now Queen, I require stories about things regained or gained through struggle and I choose … Panfilo to start.”
“I have such a story that will drive you wild. There once was a convent with a beautiful young abbess who went by the name of Pampinea …”

We switch to an office where we see Pampinea (Monica, of course) carrying out some administrative duties and then pan outside to introduce six other nuns who just happened to carry the names of the female Brigata.

Panfilo explained “The nuns were not named in the story I heard, so I had to have some way of remembering who was who.”

A gardener, Nuto, is firming the ground around a tree in the courtyard.
“No, plant it there!” ordered Emilia (Aria) indicating a spot 2 feet away were recent digging had also taken place.
An exasperated Nuto said “But Sister Lauretta told me to plant it here instead after Sister Neifile asked me to plant it there.”
“Well” said Emilia “I am older and if thou art too feeble to be a proper man and stick thy tree in our moist holes …”
“Enough! Thou treatest me like a plaything, making coarse mockery at every opportunity. I shall go to the abbess and if she will not pay me more, I quit.” and he storms off towards the office.

Nuto, now back in his home city, meets with his friend the physically powerful Masetto (Jason).
“Thou mayest think it a pleasure to work with 7 beautiful young nuns but they were little tyrants with tongues viler than any labourer. Rather than being infused with God, it is as though they had licked Satan’s bottom”.

“Tell me more?” asks his intrigued companion. After hearing more about these women, Masetto vows to take up the challenge. Coming up with the ruse of pretending to be mute, he persuades the steward of the convent to let him do some chores for food. One day, the abbess spots him chopping wood in nothing but his braies and asks the steward for his story. She is delighted to help out an unfortunate and offers him a small hut just outside the convent for which he will tend the courtyard.

On a particularly sunny day while pretending to sleep, the gardener overhears Emilia and Lauretta discussing the pleasures of copulation.
“But thou canst get pregnant.” cautions Lauretta.
“Worry about that if it happens. The pleasure, I hear, is great.”

Emilia, sensing Masetto was faking, reached down and grabs his erection almost pulling him up by the dick and then continues to hold it as she led the party to his hut. Instructing Lauretta to watch by the window, she undoes his braies and gobbles his cock. She removes her habit and mounts him reverse cow girl style while her fellow nun frigs herself. She climbs off and he rewards her face by painting it white.

“My turn” says an already naked Lauretta and passing her colleague, stops to lick her face clean. “Mmm, salty goodness.” Naturally it takes a little sucking to get his penis hard again, but when he is ready she turns him around so the top of his head is pointing towards their audience. She squats down on him as their hands meet and then starts to slide up and down his pole. Emilia, bored with being a look out, stands with his head between her legs with her pussy at just the right height to lick. Everyone cums together. Emilia tells Lauretta that she should now start worrying. “Not a chance” replies the other nun. Unknown to them, Filomena and Fiammetta (Eva) are now peering through the window witnessing the event.

The next day the two nuns whose names begin with ‘F’ get either side of the new employee and determinedly march him towards the hut. Naturally they all get rapidly naked and make him lie on the bed between them, guiding his hands to their pussies while their spare hands are placed one above the other on his chunky erection. Outside Neifile and Elisa (Ariana) spot Emilia and Lauretta spying and join them to see what the fuss is about.

Masetto is very skilful with his hands and manages to make them both squirt as he turns his head from side to side to French kiss them both. The 2 girls then move to finish him off with their mouths and he eventually cums inside Fiametta’s. The nuns then perform a cum swapping show as the white liquid drips from mouth to mouth several times. Their audience are impressed.

“When is it our turn? When is it our turn?” appeal both Neifile and Elisa.
“What?” enquires Panfilo.
“Thou hast given fun to the other girls. We do not want to miss out” enthuses Elisa.
“They are just names” lies Panfilo but the sight of his rock hard uncircumcised cock newly escaped from his braies may be betraying him. The girls notice and titter, as an embarrassed Panfilo struggles to regain decorum.