The Alternate Branch

After having already witnessed the debut of Cryme Tyme, Jeff Hardy retaining the Intercontinental Title in a Fatal Four-Way, an announcement that would shake up the upcoming Cyber Sunday for three of WWE's champions, and a few celebrities receiving the sort of hospitality only the WWE can provide, by way of John Cena dropping Kevin Federline and Umaga destroying the former Wildboyz, Steve-O & Chris Pontius, the sold-out crowd in the Staples Center waited in anticipation for two things: The main event of the evening between Triple H & Randy Orton, and the reason Lillian Garcia was standing in the center of the ring for.

"This match is the Second Chance, All-Or-Nothing, Bra-And-Panties Invitational Challenge..." She'd read from the first card in her hand to the delight of the crowd (and Jerry Lawler). "...to advance into the semi-final round of the WWE Women's Championship tournament..." She switches to the third card in her hand to continue. "...to win the currently vacant women's title. The last Diva to not be stripped down to her..." One final switch, but by this point, the horniest of the crowd are already cheering thanks to the fact that three women will be stripped to their unmentionables. "...bra and panties, will be the winner. Introducing first..."

Out first would come Candice Michelle, whose first-round match happened in the relative dark and came to an abrupt end thanks to 'special guest referee' Edge by way of a Spear. The Milwaukee native came out in a golden robe wrapped around her, and her attire consisting of a light pink/rose silver corset & shorts, entertaining the crowd with a sultry routine as she walked down the rampway. Stepping out next was the sole Diva in this who hadn't already competed in a first-round match, the lovely and bubbly Maria, who comes out in a sparkly silver vest and short shorts, playing up to the crowd with blown kisses and high fives to some lucky fans as she makes her way to the ring.

Almost the complete opposite of Maria, Victoria would come out wearing a black spaghetti strap top and a pair of black shorts with a red hat adorning her head as she marched with a purpose towards the ring, likely dissatisfied with her first-round loss to Mickie James having happened while wearing lingerie and this second chance match requiring her to avoid being seen in her 'secrets' once again. And finally, out steps Torrie Wilson, the blonde wearing a pink tank top and white pants, and like Maria, addressing the fans, but in a more reserved way. She'd step into the ring as the other three were ready, and after one more pose for the cameras, she too would get set for this high-stakes match-up, a second chance after her first-round match from the prior week had some interference from one of the lumberjills.

As soon as the bell rings, the four women pair off as Candice takes Maria to the canvas and Victoria kicks Torrie in the gut before clubbing away at her and whipping her into a corner, following suit to drive her stomach into the blonde. Meanwhile, after pounding away at Maria on the canvas, Candice spins herself around to sit upon Maria's face, looking to strip her of her shorts. However, Maria flips her aggressor over and tries to remove the corset/bodice Candice had on, taking a foot to the head for her troubles.

As Torrie intercepts a charging Victoria with a foot to the stomach, Candice tears the silver vest off of Maria to make her the first girl exposed with her black bra. Candice goes to whip Maria, pulls her back - avoiding a mid-ring collision with Victoria, who instead gets a Headscissors Takedown from Torrie coming off a different set of ropes - only to be taken down by the backstage interviewer-turned-wrestler. Maria's attempt to strip Candice leads to her being kicked out of the ring while Torrie goes from being on Victoria's shoulders to being swung around into a Sidewalk Slam, and has her pink shirt torn off, leaving a white bra to keep her decent.

The recently stripped rolls away, and Victoria goes after Candice, who ducks a Lariat attempt from the former two-time Women's Champion, and tries for a hip toss when she comes off the ropes, only for Victoria to hold her ground. Candice responds with a knee to the midsection to double her over, draping the near leg across the back of her neck to backflip into an Arm Drag, taking Victoria to the ground, where the GoDaddy girl holds her to allow the former Playboy cover girl, Torrie, to remove Victoria's shorts freely.

Candice releases her to celebrate with Torrie, taking the shorts from her while failing to notice the returning Maria, who rolls Torrie up from behind and starts to take off her pants. In contrast, Candice starts doing her GoDaddy dance, leaving Torrie to scream and kick her legs as her matching panties begin to be exposed.