Teach the coach a lesson

You are not really in the favour doing business and the dwarf has clearly misunderstood the working relationship the two of you have. Time to wrap up this little diversion.

"Ok." You say "Call a timeout, I have an idea." The dwarf nods and gives a signal to the referee. Dragons and Unicorns descend to their respective dugouts but before they arrive you make your move. Fetching some rope from the locker room you remove each witch in turn from their seated position and instead tie them to the underside. Their wrists are tied at the top of the handle while their feet are tied to the bristle end. Next you wrap ropes around their waists, through their legs and pulled tight against the middle of the broom. Finally you give each broom a little shove so instead of coming to the ground they will instead head into the crowd.

With the team secured you turn your attention to the coach. You carry her and some ropes to the top of the Dragons goal ring. Stretching her arms and legs out you tie her spread eagle to the rings interior before descending again.

You move into the stands to admire your work as the screams and shrieks of the witches cut through the noise of the crowd followed by the deeper voice of the dwarf coach as she realises her situation. "No! You son of a whore I'll get you for this!" There follows a string of dwarven curses you assume are directed at you as she desperately tugs at her bonds.

You take a final look at the chaos you've caused, the bound witches have now arrived at the edge of the crowd and hands are beginning to snake up towards their unprotected bodies. The Unicorns look on in confusion unaware that they could have well suffered a similar fate.